"Do you like death? THEN DIE!"

Squall: [after a Laguna dream sequence] I dreamt I was a moron.

Rinoa: Is that your grandfather, Zell?
Zell: Yeah, he fought in the last Sorceress War. He was a real fighter. He was tough, in control of every situation and always kept his cool.
Squall: So, basically, the opposite of you?
Zell: Yo, Squall, why you dissin' me, man?

Zell: [after the Ragnarok starts to fly] I can imagine Selphie now saying, "Woohoo, we're Flying!" with Irving sitting right next to her.
Selphie Tilmitt: [they go to the bridge] Woohoo, we're flying!

trunkswd said: "Given the choice, whether to rule a corrupt and failing empire; or to challenge the fates for another throw - a better throw - against one's destiny... what was a king to do? But does one even truly have a choice? One can only match, move by move, the machinations of fate... and thus defy the tyrannous stars." Can anyone figure out what game this is from?

Wii Fit, IIRC.

badgenome said: trunkswd said: "Given the choice, whether to rule a corrupt and failing empire; or to challenge the fates for another throw - a better throw - against one's destiny... what was a king to do? But does one even truly have a choice? One can only match, move by move, the machinations of fate... and thus defy the tyrannous stars." Can anyone figure out what game this is from? Wii Fit, IIRC.

Wii Fit plus actually.

If I ever get off my ass and write the script for a game I have in my head...

(When surprised by a giant robot)
Susan: Woah!! What the hell is that?!
Michael: I do believe it's a giant enemy crab.
Susan: Well, what do we do?
Dyne: I dunno, I was thinking we find a weak point and hit it for massive damage...see where that gets us.
Thomas: Works for me!

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Michael: Wait a minute!! I've just realised something.
Dyne: What?!
Michael: It's a giant spider not a giant crab!
Dyne: Now is REALLY not the time Michael!

Nikko: "shark testostorone...i heard that can do funny things to your balls"
Brucie: "do i look like i have funny balls?"
Nikko: "All right man. If you want my advice, the only way you're going to get your balls back to normal is if you stop juicing or get implants"
Brucie: "Don't worry about my balls man, they're golden!. Come on Niko feel my balls, come on just one cup."

Brucie: "Yeah I grunt when I get my swole at the gym. So everyone can see how jacked and tan I am."

Brucie: ''I was hanging in the clubs, ye know, flexing my muscles''

Cab Driver: "when i get home, i'm gonna blow some haze and beat up the coochie"

Vendor "eat my dogs, they burst in your mouth"

Cashier: "Welcome to Burger Shot muhhhfuckaaa!"

Nikko "Looks like you're going to have to buy another one of these cars."
Man: " No! This is my only car!"

Man: "This cigarette is my breakfast and lunch!"
Man: "I'm down to two packs a day."

Cop: "Everybody, cover your assholes!"

Cop: "Is friendly fire on?"

Man: "This shit isn't strong enough!"

Man: "Go Fuck Yourself With a Machete!"

GLaDOS had a lot of awesome quotes. :D

"I don't know if you have ever let someone down. Got your ass kicked, or straight up failed. But those are the moments that define us, They push you further than you ever thought possible, and for you to make choices. No matter what the cost."

-Cole, inFAMOUS 2

‎"Excellent, you both appear to really be coming along as a team....thanks to the ONE of you who appears to be doing ALL the work."
-GLaDOS

I have a couple favorites from the Halo franchise.

"They let me pick. Did I ever tell you that? Choose whichever Spartan I wanted. You know me. I did my research. Watched as you became the soldier we needed you to be. Like the others, you were strong and swift and brave. A natural leader. But you had something they didn't. Something no one saw, but me. Can you guess...? Luck." —Cortana to Master Chief


"Wake me...when you need me." —John's last words to Cortana


"This Galaxy is vast; its wonders and beauty are almost unfathomable. But the galaxy also hides dark secrets, some of which have lain dormant since the beginning of time itself. There is a danger in secrets, both in seeking and in knowing. Some things are meant to be hidden from view. Some mysteries defy understanding, and sometimes even the things we think we know are untrue. Some secrets should remain untouched." —Cortana



"You are, all of you, vermin! Cowering in the dirt, thinking... what, I wonder? That you might escape the coming fire? No! Your world will burn until its surface is but glass! And not even your Demon will live to creep - blackened - from its hole to mar the reflection of our passage, the culmination of our Journey. For your destruction is the will of the gods. And I? I am their instrument!" —Truth making a broadcast to the humans of Earth.


"Do I take life or give it? Who is victim and who is foe? I have beaten fleets of thousands! Consumed a galaxy of flesh, and mind and bone! Resignation is my virtue, like water I ebb and flow. Defeat is simply an addition of time to a sentence I never deserved, but you imposed." - The Gravemind