Favorite Video Game Quotes

[Jay520]

Nikko: "shark testostorone...i heard that can do funny things to your balls"
Brucie: "do i look like i have funny balls?"
Nikko: "All right man. If you want my advice, the only way you're going to get your balls back to normal is if you stop juicing or get implants"
Brucie: "Don't worry about my balls man, they're golden!. Come on Niko feel my balls, come on just one cup."

Brucie: "Yeah I grunt when I get my swole at the gym. So everyone can see how jacked and tan I am."

Brucie: ''I was hanging in the clubs, ye know, flexing my muscles''

Cab Driver: "when i get home, i'm gonna blow some haze and beat up the coochie"

Vendor "eat my dogs, they burst in your mouth"

Cashier: "Welcome to Burger Shot muhhhfuckaaa!"

Nikko "Looks like you're going to have to buy another one of these cars."
Man: " No! This is my only car!"

Man: "This cigarette is my breakfast and lunch!"
Man: "I'm down to two packs a day."

Cop: "Everybody, cover your assholes!"

Cop: "Is friendly fire on?"

Man: "This shit isn't strong enough!"

Man: "Go Fuck Yourself With a Machete!"