“The DS is still a kid’s device,” said Michael Pachter, an analyst with Wedbush Morgan.

-NY TIMES,
 

With Wii and DS, Nintendo Has 2 Hit Game Devices

Oh Pachter. What are you doing now? :(

Ya.

All 65 million DS owners are children and the 20 million ppl who own PSP are grown men.

Michael Patcher could go sucka lemon

I know how we can turn this DS into a grown ups device!!

Make a game like Nintendogs but about breasteses. Cause as you all know grown ups love breasteses!

Nintenboobs or Breast Training: Train your breasts for 10 minutes a day!

Where exactly do these analysts get their stats and news?

It could be called "Weezy's Boobie Bobble Fest!", million seller confirmed. But would Pachter buy it?

"Where exactly do these analysts get their stats and news? "

From their 5 year old daughters

"But the DS’s movie capabilities have not been a hit with consumers, mostly because the price of the movies — $25 and higher — is limiting sales."

I'm assuming they mean PSP...