Kojima's second hand man, I could make him help the right decisions so the greatest game creator ever can never slip up :).

Kojima's second hand man, I could make him help the right decisions so the greatest game creator ever can never slip up :).

| DaColdFlash said: Ofcourse the CEO of sharpening stuff aka the Regional Manager of War ;) |
And also the VP of Infinite Infinity, and the VP of Heroic Actions, and VP of Silent but Deadly, and VP of (you fill in the rest)

The guy who holds 51% of all shares of Nintendo.
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Composer.
And I have no doubt that someday, I will. It'll just continue to take a lot of hard work, study, and practice. But I will get there, eventually.
| morenoingrato said: 3. Gabe Newell, so I can make Half-Life 3 a Nintendo exclusive, thus making one of the biggest and most dangerous flame wars of all time. |
i dont think the internet would be able to handle all the fat comments.
Of Course That's Just My Opinion, I Could Be Wrong
Id like to be head of MS first party software, easyist job ever
| -Newcloud- said: Id like to be head of MS first party software, easyist job ever |
They have one?
mchaza said:
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Fat commments would be nothing compared to all the massive flaming, trolling, crying and foul moths around the whole forums and world.
CEO of Nintendo, with my first major actions as follows:
1) Stop wasting the company's time and money on a "hardcore" market that will never return to it anyway.
2) Offer official company apologies to the family of Gunpei Yokoi.
3) Place Gunpei Yokoi memorial plaques prominently featuring the phrase "LATERAL THINKING WITH WITHERED TECHNOLOGY" in every office.
4) Tie game licensure to innovation: use a system's full capabilities or go elsewhere. This will also go for in-house development.
5) Acquire Square-Enix. See Step 3, above.
6) Acquire Team Ninja. See Step 3, above.
7) Revive the Wii-era advertising concerning healthy gaming, but intensify the rhetoric, particularly as concerns "geeks and otaku."
8) Beat Miyamoto, Aonuma, Sakamoto, and Iwata (who will be kept on staff as a development supervisor) upside the head with very soft pillows until they return to their senses.
Complexity is not depth. Machismo is not maturity. Obsession is not dedication. Tedium is not challenge. Support gaming: support the Wii.
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probably be an engineer for Sony just like Krazy Ken. being part of R&D for a new console is amazing.
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