Land Tortoise, as a mode of transportation?

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blkfish92 on 03 June 2011

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That would drive me insane as i'm a very impatient guy!

Land tortoises are like tanks though, they're unstoppable!

Lol yeah but they don't offer much in the form of protection...if a truck hits you at highway speed you and your tortoise will be nothing more then a stain on the road!

You my friend don't know the true untapped powers of a tortoise, and for that I feel pity for you, you should buy a tortoise and you'll see...you'll all see!!

xD I don't know it just sounds crazy and kind of worthless

Madness! you're a fool! I hope a swarm of tortoises attack you and your family!!

I hope they do too cause I would enjoy watching them try to cross the a 2 block field for a year. >:D

They'll just unleash their true powers, tuck away their legs and thrusters come out and they'll swoop in from the air!!

With me as their leader!!

I would bow if you could pull that off! 0_o

You underestimate the land tortoise might, now buy one for 33% off at walmart!

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yo_john117 on 03 June 2011

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Madness! you're a fool! I hope a swarm of tortoises attack you and your family!!

I hope they do too cause I would enjoy watching them try to cross the a 2 block field for a year. >:D

They'll just unleash their true powers, tuck away their legs and thrusters come out and they'll swoop in from the air!!

With me as their leader!!

I would bow if you could pull that off! 0_o

You underestimate the land tortoise might, now buy one for 33% off at walmart!

Meh! I won't believe it until I see it!

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blkfish92 on 03 June 2011

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Madness! you're a fool! I hope a swarm of tortoises attack you and your family!!

I hope they do too cause I would enjoy watching them try to cross the a 2 block field for a year. >:D

They'll just unleash their true powers, tuck away their legs and thrusters come out and they'll swoop in from the air!!

With me as their leader!!

I would bow if you could pull that off! 0_o

You underestimate the land tortoise might, now buy one for 33% off at walmart!

Meh! I won't believe it until I see it!

One of these days...one of these days...

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yo_john117 on 03 June 2011

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Madness! you're a fool! I hope a swarm of tortoises attack you and your family!!

I hope they do too cause I would enjoy watching them try to cross the a 2 block field for a year. >:D

They'll just unleash their true powers, tuck away their legs and thrusters come out and they'll swoop in from the air!!

With me as their leader!!

I would bow if you could pull that off! 0_o

You underestimate the land tortoise might, now buy one for 33% off at walmart!

Meh! I won't believe it until I see it!

One of these days...one of these days...

How about right now? Lets see what you and your tortoises got?!?

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homer on 03 June 2011

I personally would rather consume fossils fuels and pollute our planet than ride on top of a reptile. I have places to be...sometimes...

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Mad55 on 03 June 2011

wfz said:

Well I wasn't sure if the tortoise was the best choice, so I googled "best animal to ride on" and clicked on the first hit.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20101206154500AAsOnhD

I have to agree with the answer. Have you considered riding a human female?

LOL i like this one.

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izaaz101 on 04 June 2011

I've ridden a tortoise before...quite bumpy. Not enjoyable. Now a rhino...that seems like it would be fun to ride.

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blkfish92 on 04 June 2011

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Madness! you're a fool! I hope a swarm of tortoises attack you and your family!!

I hope they do too cause I would enjoy watching them try to cross the a 2 block field for a year. >:D

They'll just unleash their true powers, tuck away their legs and thrusters come out and they'll swoop in from the air!!

With me as their leader!!

I would bow if you could pull that off! 0_o

You underestimate the land tortoise might, now buy one for 33% off at walmart!

Meh! I won't believe it until I see it!

One of these days...one of these days...

How about right now? Lets see what you and your tortoises got?!?

Shablagooo-tortoise!!!

...Now you will never feel the true compassion of the mighty land tortoise...may the gods be merciful on your soul...

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blkfish92 on 04 June 2011

izaaz101 said:
I've ridden a tortoise before...quite bumpy. Not enjoyable. Now a rhino...that seems like it would be fun to ride.

^ Rhino's aren't immortal though.

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yo_john117 on 04 June 2011

blkfish92 said:

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They'll just unleash their true powers, tuck away their legs and thrusters come out and they'll swoop in from the air!!

With me as their leader!!

I would bow if you could pull that off! 0_o

You underestimate the land tortoise might, now buy one for 33% off at walmart!

Meh! I won't believe it until I see it!

One of these days...one of these days...

How about right now? Lets see what you and your tortoises got?!?

Shablagooo-tortoise!!!

...Now you will never feel the true compassion of the mighty land tortoise...may the gods be merciful on your soul...

I'm still waiting

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