yo_john117 said:
blkfish92 said:
yo_john117 said:
blkfish92 said:
yo_john117 said:
blkfish92 said:
yo_john117 said:
blkfish92 said:
yo_john117 said:
That would drive me insane as i'm a very impatient guy!
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Land tortoises are like tanks though, they're unstoppable!
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Lol yeah but they don't offer much in the form of protection...if a truck hits you at highway speed you and your tortoise will be nothing more then a stain on the road!
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You my friend don't know the true untapped powers of a tortoise, and for that I feel pity for you, you should buy a tortoise and you'll see...you'll all see!!
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xD I don't know it just sounds crazy and kind of worthless 
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Madness! you're a fool! I hope a swarm of tortoises attack you and your family!!
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I hope they do too cause I would enjoy watching them try to cross the a 2 block field for a year. >:D
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They'll just unleash their true powers, tuck away their legs and thrusters come out and they'll swoop in from the air!!
With me as their leader!!
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I would bow if you could pull that off! 0_o
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You underestimate the land tortoise might, now buy one for 33% off at walmart!
