Land Tortoise, as a mode of transportation?

[blkfish92]

yo_john117 said:

blkfish92 said:

yo_john117 said:

blkfish92 said:

yo_john117 said:

blkfish92 said:

yo_john117 said:

blkfish92 said:

yo_john117 said:

blkfish92 said:

yo_john117 said:

 

Madness! you're a fool! I hope a swarm of tortoises attack you and your family!!

I hope they do too cause I would enjoy watching them try to cross the a 2 block field for a year. >:D

They'll just unleash their true powers, tuck away their legs and thrusters come out and they'll swoop in from the air!! 

With me as their leader!!

I would bow if you could pull that off! 0_o

You underestimate the land tortoise might, now buy one for 33% off at walmart!

Meh! I won't believe it until I see it!

One of these days...one of these days...

How about right now? Lets see what you and your tortoises got?!?

Shablagooo-tortoise!!!

...Now you will never feel the true compassion of the mighty land tortoise...may the gods be merciful on your soul...