Wait, Mario isn't gay?

I thought the whole point of saving the princess was to get Mario laid.

But how does it get through the strick approval process that is of Apple?

I don't see it on Android Market anymore. Probably was taken down. I saw one of the user reviews mention that this game was fucking with their phone. I would imagine that it's not a malicious app because it did appear on iTunes. Maybe the Android port was pure unstable garbage and that's why it got taken down. Android Market is fairly open but after the virus/trojan/brick fiascos, Google are not as lax as they used to be I guess.

I am not surprised by anything that comes out of China anymore. You could literally tell me anything about China and no matter how unbelievable I wouldn't be surprised.

"Forget it, it's Chinatown"

lol, I thought the same thing. And they even throwed in some incest!