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mibuokami said:
Signalstar said:

Books and movies are often seen as conveying a message so why not games. Of course I don't actually believe that this is what most games try to accomplish but I think it would be a fun exercise anyway.

I'll start:

Every Mario Game Ever: All plumbers are Italian.

Uncharted: mediocre movie plot = BEST GAME SCRIPT EVAR!

LittleBigPlanet: Level editors are now games

God of War: I will kill everything! yes even your mum!

Grand Theft Auto San Andreas: Hot Coffee!

Madden NFL 11: LOL

 

Your turn.

 

Fix for you

The first 4 you did were funnier than the OP's to me. @CGI-Quality, you need to work on your image embedding skills(look at your sig too).

OT: The Legend of Zelda: The truth about the miserable destiny a hero is eternally destined to.



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Demon Soul: Stole the hardcore crown from Ron Jeremy - oh yea!

Dead or Alive IV (  .  ) (  .  ) *drool*

Soul Calibur IV (  .  )  (  .  ) *drooooool*

Dragon Age 2: Lol peniS *giggle*

Final Fantasy XIII: Black dude with afro does DRIVEBY SHOOTING GANGSTA STYLE YO! (Really, this was the most memorable thing about that game! Unless you count all those shota-oneechan fans furiously masterbating to pics of Hope and Light... er forget I said that >.> *runs*

Mass Effect: Wait the f- you mean there are alien sex that DOESN'T involve tentacles???

Mortal Kombat: 70% of the internet would still 'hit it' with Mileena if she wears a paper bag over her head*
*The other 30% would hit it regardless.

Super Street Fighter IV: Hahahaha! Suck in to all those losers that bought SFIV

Super Street Fighter IV Arcade Edition: Hahahahaha! Suck in to all those losers that bought SSFIV!!

SFxTekken: Hahahahaha! Suck in to all those losers that bought SSFIVAE AND Tekken 6

TekkenxSF: You know I am detecting a pattern here.... oh well *goes and purchase TekkenxSF*

Prototype: WTF do you mean there is no sex??? I'm playing as a tentacle monsters, how can there be no sex? Isn't that against so international convention?

Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad: I think the title does a VERY nice job of explaining what the game is actually about, so I will only add one word: ZOMBIES




Pokemon -  games about catching innocent wildlife and forcing them into immoral acts of cockfighting that somehow only gets a 3 Plus PEGI rating.




mchaza said:

Portal: your way to the exit 


Don't you mean: "the cake is a lie"



enditall727 said:
Teo said:

My favorite game:

FF10 - Religion is a joke.

 

Others:

Dynasty Warrors 3 - "Yeeeeeeahhhhhhhhahahh The children of the Yellow Turbans!"

FF8 - GF weed: makes you forget your horrible past.

FF9 - Monkeys are people too.

Demon's Souls - Not saying anything is just as awesome.

(Super) Street Fighter 4 - Cannon spike, Spiral arrow.

Kingdom Hearts - I love cheez-it.

Singstar - rah rah rah ah ah roma roma ma


LMAO

FF7 - Cloud 9 dream.

Bayonetta - So I let her lick the rapper.

Fat Princess - Still tapping that.

FF12 - No love lost, no love found.

FF13 - Beautiful beasty.

 

Yes, two of those are lil wayne quotes.



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Mr. T-Tar's pokemon one is really good! Nobody else done Zelda yet? What?



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Wii U: FoyehBoys

Vita, PS3 and PS4: FoyehBoys

XBoxOne: Tolu619

Switch: Tolu619

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My thread for teaching VGC some Nigerian slangs

dead thread already?



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Wii U: FoyehBoys

Vita, PS3 and PS4: FoyehBoys

XBoxOne: Tolu619

Switch: Tolu619

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My thread for teaching VGC some Nigerian slangs

RolStoppable said:

 

Final Fantasy - If men were women and women were men.

Wii Fit - Now you have something to blame for your obesity.

Ridge Racer - Now with one new track.

Just Dance - Just dance.

Kirby - If life blows, suck it.

EA Ports - It's in the game (you already bought last year).

 

This post should be evidence enough that quantity trumps quality.

Comedy works best with all the fat cut out of it. Good job.



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FF XIII - The solution to all your problems is following the nearest long, narrow corridor.

Assassin's Creed - Jumping from infinite hights is ok... there's ALWAYS some straw exactly below you.

Uncharted 2 - Lost ancient cities can be found in open areas and somehow magically avoid Google Earth seeing them.

Yakuza - In Japan, it is not possible to do anything without starting a fight.

MGS - Clones looks totally different from each other.



No troll is too much for me to handle. I rehabilitate trolls, I train people. I am the Troll Whisperer.

Tales of symphonia-The only gamecube rpg!

Xenosaga- an epic so epic we wont finish it!

tekken 6- You ever wanna juggle like a clown?

Star fox- nintendos only talking mascot (is a fox?)

Star ocean- A fututristic universe where your stuck in the middle ages.