ok so a guy with a speech problems goes into a store and asked the clerk for a fuket of nails, the clerk looks at him then realizes he wanted "a bucket of nails". He then goes to a bar and ask for some Bum, the bar tender realizes that he was saying "rum" and gives him a bottle. He then goes to the pets store and ask for a Cocketspanket... the worker looks at him bewildered then the man points a the dog and the worker says "Oh, you wanted a Cocorspaniel(sp?)"
The man was walking down the street when his dog got away. He looks at an older gentleman and ask him "Will you hold my bum and fuket while I grab my cocketspanket"
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I am not sure if this joke is allowed here, if it is not tell me and I will delete it.
psn- tokila
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