Getting a boner very often

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hsrob on 29 December 2010

If your GF is giving you lap dances I'm thinking the boner is part of her plan.....not sure what the problem is.

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Galaki on 29 December 2010

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PlaystaionGamer on 29 December 2010

Galaki said:

The problem is that you're trying to look for a problem.

And then you woke up.

^ reality there

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sapphi_snake on 29 December 2010

RareglovE said:

Heres the thing when ever iam with my girl and when we cuddle or she does the Lap dance on me, my one eye snake stands up straight and i'll feel iam on fire. The thing is she knows it but she goes on doing what she does best plus she wants it.

iam trying very hard to control myself, every time she lives i had to put a cold compress on my groin area just to cool it down.

is there any way to not have a boner when she doing a lap dance.

You could try to visualise that dude in Seece's avatar. Now, if your boner still won't go away...

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Mordred11 on 29 December 2010

sapphi_snake said:

RareglovE said:

Heres the thing when ever iam with my girl and when we cuddle or she does the Lap dance on me, my one eye snake stands up straight and i'll feel iam on fire. The thing is she knows it but she goes on doing what she does best plus she wants it.

iam trying very hard to control myself, every time she lives i had to put a cold compress on my groin area just to cool it down.

is there any way to not have a boner when she doing a lap dance.

You could try to visualise that dude in Seece's avatar. Now, if your boner still won't go away...

Houston,we have a problem.

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PullusPardus on 29 December 2010

RareglovE said:

Heres the thing when ever iam with my girl and when we cuddle or she does the Lap dance on me, my one eye snake stands up straight and i'll feel iam on fire. The thing is she knows it but she goes on doing what she does best plus she wants it.

iam trying very hard to control myself, every time she lives i had to put a cold compress on my groin area just to cool it down.

is there any way to not have a boner when she doing a lap dance.

i got an idea! , YOU Do the lapdance on her DDDDD