For those who looked at ioi's avatar and tought this was something actually important , you were just fooled.
To all my fans who were waiting to rejoice another of my marvelous threads, the wait is over.
Anyways. In my latest lunch with Miyamato-san, we talked about his upcoming game, Pikmin 3. It was very entertaining. We also talked about NSMB Wii 2, And as said in the title, I'll be writing down why it will be launched in 2011, if you still doubt me.
Above: what I'm talking about, but actually made by Nintendo
1- It took Nintendo 3 years to make Super Mario Galaxy 2, after launching Galaxy 1. With one less dimension to develop, it logically should take 2 years to make another 2D Mario.
2- There won't be any other major title in 2011, as Zelda will be delayed forever and the vitality sensor is just a myth.
Above: does it exist? Does it doesn't exist?
3- Nintendo needs a big hit to keep the Wii at good levels, and Pikmin, although being cute, won't cut it.
On the left: LOL!
4- I also talked to Darth, a big PS3 fanboy, and even him wants the game:
Above: as clearly stated by darth, he wants NSMB Wii 2.
5- There won't be a 2D Mario for 3DS so soon because Miyamoto want's to play first with treasure hunting Mario in it.
Miyamoto: who want's more 3D Mario shovelware?
I could list more, but I guess this is enough to cause hate.
Above: still the best game of the year.