Shit.

Lst night me and some friends decide to get drink a few beers and watxh Inception. Our beers always end up on cachaça and we went out. Now I woke back home still kinda drunk and have asolutely no idea how I got here. I am dreaming? What should i do?

is your butt hurt?

You just simply walked back from mordor

You ARE dreaming.Therefore to wake up,you have to shoot a bullet into your head.Go ahead,don't be shy =).

Always wear chastity belts when m drinkin

Woulnt that land me in limbo? Shldnt someone kicked me or something?

I'm also still kinda drunk and I can say that interceptions are(not) better than inception!

that manly force to your butt was suppose to do the trick, now you're screwed.

good thing thats prevnted as explined earlier. Anyway must be a dream, still beer on the fridge. Maybe if I go to the socnd level.

Man I've never drank enough to black out or not remember what I did or how I got somewhere. But heck maybe if you start drinking again you can get to the next level tomorow. Then again the next day and again and again untill your back in reality. Man I wouldn't wanna be around when you reach reality....EEEeeek!

Spin a top on the nearest table.

Oh, and look around for Michael Caine. If you see him, you're fine.