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-PaNdOrA- on 28 November 2010

I know it's a rant and all, but do you really have to be that harsh? :l



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pizzahut451 on 28 November 2010

never mind, wrong thread



Games4Fun on 28 November 2010
pizzahut451 said:
Games4Fun said:
pizzahut451 said:
Games4Fun said:
pizzahut451 said:

This game is shit, plain and simple.

Oh, let's all get the warp whistle and warp to "big world"! Too bad big world isn't fucking fun, like the rest of this game. The entire thing is designed to anger and frustrate you. Oh, you get Kuribo's shoe on one fucking level! Wow, pardon me while I make the universal motion for a handjob. Kuribo's shoe fucking sucked. What did it do, exactly? It let you JUMP ON THINGS, something you were able to do the entire fucking game. Oh, also you looked gay.

There are some interesting power-ups in the game, such as Tanookie Mario, Hammer Mario, and Frog Mario. But guess what? You can get them on like 2 levels total, and if you fuck up and get hit ONCE, you lose them, FOREVER. Wow, that's fun! I love games that demand I play perfectly or have no fun, because I'm a fucking jap who strives for absolute perfection in gaming otherwise I kill myself.

Mario 3 may have been interesting or fun at one time, but the game is a worthless piece of shit in today's day and age. It's horribly flawed and full of punch-in-the-dick moments, much more so than it has moments that are just fun to play.

Big world is fun along with the rest of the game. I beat this when I was 9 it cant be to frustrating.  Your just mad you didnt invent the shoe. Plus "gay" is not a look it is somones sexual orientation. It is also another word for happy. Which if that is what you  meant then yes it does seem to be a happy shoe.

Sorry the game doesnt hold your hand and let you keep your power ups when you get hit. Forever really doesnt work here because you can just hit Reset and get them again and if you get better you can keep them longer. Im not Asian myself and I had tons of fun with this. Still do actually.

Mario 3 is still the best game to have ever been made. You can make games look prettier but you can never compare to Mario 3 without getting some basics down (the biggest problem with most games today).

Im sorry you didnt enjoy it. But hey least you made a flame thread with a racist slur put in it out of it.


Is it your life's journey to defend this game or something?

No more than it is yours to bash it. Anyways, I thought you wanted to talk about the game not lifes journey? I will not let you drag me into a lifes journey discussion. If it is not about the game I am not responding anymore to your post.


Hahaha, you anger amuses me :D :D :D. Anyway, there is nothing to talk about your post. You just expressed your opinnion and tried to disporeve mine. Im not gonna try to dispore your opinnion because i cant change it, and you cant change mine, so its pointless.

Whos angry? I rather enjoyed the discussion



Farmageddon on 29 November 2010
pizzahut451 said:


What exactly makes them right? I find the game to be the worst thing ever done by the hand of man, they find it good. No one isnt doing anything right or wrong


Really. This and the continued use of "game" make it really hard to take this seriously.



TruckOSaurus on 29 November 2010
pizzahut451 said:


What exactly makes them right? I find the game to be the worst thing ever done by the hand of man, they find it good. No one isnt doing anything right or wrong

Yes you are wrong.

You have every right to find to game too hard, too boring and not like how Mario controls BUT you can't consider it "the worst thing ever done by the hand of man".

First, the hand of man has made some pretty horrible things (genocides, rape, murder, KFC's double down) but even if we limit ourselves to the world of gaming, you can't objectively say SMB3 is the worst game ever because there's games out there that are barely playable, full of bugs, that practically no one wants to play.

SMB3 is a quality game that you just happen to not enjoy.



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pizzahut451 on 29 November 2010
TruckOSaurus said:
pizzahut451 said:


What exactly makes them right? I find the game to be the worst thing ever done by the hand of man, they find it good. No one isnt doing anything right or wrong

Yes you are wrong.

You have every right to find to game too hard, too boring and not like how Mario controls BUT you can't consider it "the worst thing ever done by the hand of man".

First, the hand of man has made some pretty horrible things (genocides, rape, murder, KFC's double down) but even if we limit ourselves to the world of gaming, you can't objectively say SMB3 is the worst game ever because there's games out there that are barely playable, full of bugs, that practically no one wants to play.

SMB3 is a quality game that you just happen to not enjoy.

Why did you take that sentence literally ?



Farmageddon on 29 November 2010
pizzahut451 said:
TruckOSaurus said:
pizzahut451 said:


What exactly makes them right? I find the game to be the worst thing ever done by the hand of man, they find it good. No one isnt doing anything right or wrong

Yes you are wrong.

You have every right to find to game too hard, too boring and not like how Mario controls BUT you can't consider it "the worst thing ever done by the hand of man".

First, the hand of man has made some pretty horrible things (genocides, rape, murder, KFC's double down) but even if we limit ourselves to the world of gaming, you can't objectively say SMB3 is the worst game ever because there's games out there that are barely playable, full of bugs, that practically no one wants to play.

SMB3 is a quality game that you just happen to not enjoy.

Why did you take that sentence literally ?

Not his fault, you sound really extreme about everything and complain of minor things as if they were huge, it's kind of hard to keep track of what's literal.



perpride on 29 November 2010

goddamit why didn't I think of making this thread....it's an instant post and attention grabber.

 

Well played Pizzahut451.....well played.



TruckOSaurus on 29 November 2010
pizzahut451 said:
TruckOSaurus said:
pizzahut451 said:


What exactly makes them right? I find the game to be the worst thing ever done by the hand of man, they find it good. No one isnt doing anything right or wrong

Yes you are wrong.

You have every right to find to game too hard, too boring and not like how Mario controls BUT you can't consider it "the worst thing ever done by the hand of man".

First, the hand of man has made some pretty horrible things (genocides, rape, murder, KFC's double down) but even if we limit ourselves to the world of gaming, you can't objectively say SMB3 is the worst game ever because there's games out there that are barely playable, full of bugs, that practically no one wants to play.

SMB3 is a quality game that you just happen to not enjoy.

Why did you take that sentence literally ?

In the foolish hope that you'll stop using overexagerations to prove your point.



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Hawk on 29 November 2010

Have you played any of the Lego games?  They might be more your style.  You can die as many times as you like and still keep playing unhindered.

Though there is some pesky puzzle solving, so maybe you'd still get stuck.  Nevermind.  ;)



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