Kinnect was originally developted by the Nazis. The technology was conceived as possible in Luisinana before the US Civil War, but kept in secret. Don't ask me how, but the nazis knew about this and did a good thing making it work but too late, by the end of 1944 so they couldn't start mass production.
A young south african dutch descendent Microsoft employee remembered this story, did some research and got a promotion out of it.
Kinnect arrives now to please the white anglo saxon masses. Hooray.










