That would be one weird consummation.

Marriage is not meaningless, it is a social custom that has evolved since the begining of man. Women use to be sold into marriage by their father and later marriage became the escape plan for male and female teenages in the 15th century and on. Marriage for love is the newest transformation. If you think marriage means picking one person and never divorcing because the church says so then you are blind. The church has never changed anything about marriage, people can still get sold into marriage and the church wouldn't care. Today, less people are getting married because there is less need for it. Sinlge moms are not viewed as whores, single men are just players, and more people are choosing to live out of the closet. Last I read, around less then 40% of people age 20-50 are married and this number is decreasing every year.

While the percentage of people married has lowered the age people are getting married has significantly changed.  In 1970, only 35.8% of men aged 20-24 weren't married, now that number is 86.9%.  For women, this was 54.7% and is now 76.4%.  If you look at the 40-44 age group, however, you will see the %'s for men going from 4.9% to 16.9% and for women from 6.3% to 12.9%.  In between those age groups, rather than the %'s changing almost completely during one age group, they slowly get lower and lower, meaning about the same amount of people (assuming all groups have the same amount of people) are getting married at each age.

LOL, So I'm a wanker? I can live with that.

Hold UP the difinition of wanker is:  

The term wanker originated from British slang in the 1940s.^[1] Wanker literally means "one who wanks (masturbates)". In modern usage it is usually a general insult. It conveys contempt, not commentary on sexual habits. Wanker has similar meanings and overtones to American pejoratives like jerk(-off).^[2] One connotation, implying egotistical and self-indulgent behaviour (and more analogous to American douche(bag)^[3]), is the dominant meaning in Australia and New Zealand.^[4]

"Wanker" hand gesture

Wanker may be indicated by a one-handed gesture,^[5] usually to an audience out of hearing range.^[2] It is shown by curling the fingers of the hand into a loose fist and moving the hand back and forth to mime male masturbation, which is equivalent to saying, "[you are a] wanker".

Wanker is the centre of a popular story regarding the British television quiz show Countdown in which contestants have to form the longest word possible from nine randomly selected letters. On one occasion the letters permitted the spelling of 'wanker' (or 'wankers') and both contestants replied with the word, leading one to quip "we've got a pair of wankers". The sequence was edited out of the show (as is common with risqué words), but has been shown as an outtake on other shows.^[6] However, on a later occasion, 'wanker' was offered, and this instance was left in and broadcast unedited.

"The Winker's Song (Misprint)" by Ivor Biggun is one of many songs about masturbation. It describes the singer: "I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker. And it does me good like it bloody well should", and it reached number 22 in the 1978 UK charts. It was banned by BBC Radio 1.^{[7][dead link]}

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wanker

So I masturbate. 

The girl this is all about I bet owns Atleast 10 dildo's.

WAIT A MINUTE, I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING! WE ARE ALL WANKERS.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Obviously a cry for attention, now that she is getting so much attention from the interwebs she is bound to find someone. Clever

shes marrying her hand, and some other fun toys lol.

Poor thing made her go....singular?

When men outnumber the women in china by 4 to 1 or whatever, this selfish person decides to marry herself. Yeah, that's smart.

It is smart if nobody is interested in her.   Anyway she is from Tai pei =  Taiwan.

And she only did this to have many Facebook friends...

Really? Says who?

That aside, this is an interesting statement to make about it. I wish her the best of luck in her future endeavors. After all, nobody knows what you want better than yourself...