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bannedagain on 02 November 2010
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Star-Wars-Josh9 said:
bannedagain said:

tell her to come to america! So many different people here she is bound to meet someone.

In the top gear Australian magazine in the section where it show all the cars for sale and their features it said for hummer. "America: 250 million wankers living in a counrty with no word for wanker." Clakson said this so don't blame me.

So why would she find someone there unless she wants a wanker

LOL, So I'm a wanker? I can live with that.

Hold UP the difinition of wanker is:  

The term wanker originated from British slang in the 1940s.[1] Wanker literally means "one who wanks (masturbates)". In modern usage it is usually a general insult. It conveys contempt, not commentary on sexual habits. Wanker has similar meanings and overtones to American pejoratives like jerk(-off).[2] One connotation, implying egotistical and self-indulgent behaviour (and more analogous to American douche(bag)[3]), is the dominant meaning in Australia and New Zealand.[4]

"Wanker" hand gesture

Wanker may be indicated by a one-handed gesture,[5] usually to an audience out of hearing range.[2] It is shown by curling the fingers of the hand into a loose fist and moving the hand back and forth to mime male masturbation, which is equivalent to saying, "[you are a] wanker".

Wanker is the centre of a popular story regarding the British television quiz show Countdown in which contestants have to form the longest word possible from nine randomly selected letters. On one occasion the letters permitted the spelling of 'wanker' (or 'wankers') and both contestants replied with the word, leading one to quip "we've got a pair of wankers". The sequence was edited out of the show (as is common with risqué words), but has been shown as an outtake on other shows.[6] However, on a later occasion, 'wanker' was offered, and this instance was left in and broadcast unedited.

"The Winker's Song (Misprint)" by Ivor Biggun is one of many songs about masturbation. It describes the singer: "I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker. And it does me good like it bloody well should", and it reached number 22 in the 1978 UK charts. It was banned by BBC Radio 1.[7][dead link]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wanker

So I masturbate. 

The girl this is all about I bet owns Atleast 10 dildo's.

WAIT A MINUTE, I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING! WE ARE ALL WANKERS.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!