For the last time: I did not pushed that kid 3 stairs down... he was small and I turned around because someone called me.. I hit the kid cause he was walking too close behind me... the dean believed me cause there where witnesses who I payed off...

He also accused me of smoking  weed one day which I denied.. he said he saw me in the corner of the schoolyard hanging around in the "weed" corner.. which was nonsense cause I smoked it on the 3rd floor toilets... he had to release me because of the lack of evidence.. of course it stopped me from smoking any more weed.... on the 3rd floor toilets.. I went to the 2nd floor toilets in another building...

Ow.. wait.. I also got send to the deans office as a teacher... which I part time am nowadays... for having a too close relationship with one of my female students... which again I denied and got away with it... :)

There was a student teacher at my high school when i was a junior, and she had her college professor come to observe her. This professor had some sort of problem with me (largely because I liked to stand in class, which my teachers were cool with, and he just seemed to dislike my demeanor). Throughout the class, he kept telling me to sit down, and i told him no, because i didn't understand what authority he was supposed to hold. So at the end of class he sat me down and asked me about my insubordination, and i told him that he himself had no authority over me. He eventually told the student teacher to tell me to sit down, which i did, because she held authority as the teacher's proxy

Later that day i was called down to the principal's office and figured i was going to really get it for having pissed this guy off, but the principal told me i had been right, and apologized for the professor's conduct.

Pleasant surprise

I'm guessing it wasn't the playboy one...

Why can't you just sit down in the first place? why the incessent need to stand up lol

Nope.. turned out that its really true what they say about girls posing in PB... they ain't the smartest ones... big turnoff..

That was pretty much his line of questioning. He wondered if i was trying to threaten her or something (because i'm fairly short, but she was shorter than i). I just did it because it was more comfortable, and i wasn't going to tolerate this outsider telling me what to do.

He had indirect power to do it.  I did tests (like GRE) (basically tests to see if your English is good enough to follow courses overseas) but back in time passing a test doesn't mean that you could go..In fact if 1 on the 100 could go overseas it was already a lot.  3 days after I went to the Dean I got an letter that I was 1 of the 100 and that I could go to NY to the Bard College and follow the  Globalization and International Affairs Program.  I am 99% sure that the Dean gave the state an recommendation. 

well, in the integration trip he told me to be creful for accidentally drinking his juice.

yeah, i know :/