Does getting so mad you "tear up" count?

It must for this average to be true.  Tho it is possible that "sissy" men skew the results.

 I don't think I have cried since I was 12. 

If getting teared up doesn't count. I usually do after epic sad stories, like SotC.

I haven't cried in the last 5 years at least. I've shed a tear or two in those years, but it seems my body can't produce many tears lol.

P_chan cried when she had her first period at 7, she thought there was something terribly wrong when blood came out.

sometimes i become like an emotionless stone -_-;

edit : no not sometimes most of the times.

I tear up pretty easily (though over the years trained to fight this back, ofc), but crying?

6 times a year really sounds pushing it, that's once every 2 months! Can't even remember the last time...

I cry much more than that. I eat a lot of onion.

I don't generally cry but i also don't keep track. 

most of them cry to get some... if you know what I mean, then they'll boast about how easy it was

I just ocassionaly shed a tear with a film, but that's it.
I think your source is way too exagerated.