After killing zombies in Borderlands with a scoped revolver, I went out and bought myself a Taurus revolver with 2" barrel in blue steel. Funny thing is, I never liked revolvers until Borderlands came out and I used one to headshot zombies...

Its not very big, which is the whole point. I got a concealed carry permit so I can pack it around loaded and nobody will ever be able to tell I've got it.

But if they are crazy C.O.D. type zombies, probably this:

This would at least be part of my arsenal:)

Habanero peppers.

I offer them a plate of brains stuffed with those peppers. When their mouths burn, they shall flee to the nearest lake for water.

But unknown to them...I laced the water with

laxatives! Yes! And when they go to the bathroom, it will be with horrible diarrhea from the laxatives and peppers! And then..... THEY'LL NOTICE NO TOILET PAPER IS LEFT, LEAVING THEM SITTING ON THE TOILET FOR ALL ETERNITY!    MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

... Someone's parents smoked crack while they were still in the womb.

Defintly a chainsaw.

But if you were surrounded by 110 of them then a power bomb willl suffice.

the BFG

While I ride this dinosaur

Lol, I actually didn't even think about that...

I mostly said it because I have a shotgun and a pistol that are pretty good, but my only rifle is a WW2 era bolt action with no clip...

If we're bringing in fictional stuff....

Forcefields, Lasers, Beds, Food replicators, scanners, transporters...

I'd never even have to freaking look at a zombie.

I could just sit all day and play videogames.  Screw you HD graphics and motion control.  I got a mother freaking Holodeck.

Ax, baseball bat, or a combination of the two.

YOU WILL ALL RUN OUT OF BULLETS, except maybe Rocketpig.