I need my pinkies to type over 100 words per minute with no errors.

They're also necessary for playing piano, guitar, and several other instruments.

And some people use them to ya know... practice certain things... before trying other fingers.

Fingering pussy! They don't call it stinky pinky for nothing.

On the real, for typing and piano/ guitar.

You don't use your pinkie for typing?  If I didn't have a pinky, I'm pretty sure I would go from 80-90 words per minute to about 50 max.  Other than that, nothing.

Instruments. That's the only good use of those fingers, in my opinion.

I too play the good ol' guitar, for real

It just makes drinking more posh looking. Like when you're sipping some tea, pinky up is the way to go.

Oh, come on! just because YOU don't need it! but the world doesn't revolve only around you!

What about the Italians? Have you thought about them?

I use it for pinking my nose.

Without your pinky it wouldn't be called "The Shocker" as that's what gives it the shock..

*Laughs to himself as Boutros googles "The Shocker"*

I slide my pinkie under my beer at the pub so I don't drop it if knocked/ too wasted.