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theprof00 on 17 August 2010
yo_john117 said:

MS's response to Sorcery?

If this is a response to sorcery, the dialogue must have gone something like this:

*ring ring, ring ring*
BillG: Hello Bill Gates here.
JackTretton: Oh hey Bill, it's Jack. Listen, we got this new magic casting game called Sorcery. It'll be at e3. It's kinda like a version of harry potter, and you do all these cool things with the-
*Bill sits up sharply, removing his feet from the back of an intern who is on all fours*
BillG: uh, err, Just Kidding! I'm not here right now. Leave a message after the beep. Beep!
Jack: I can hear you breathing Bil-
*Bill hangs up*
BillG: (screaming into the intercom) GET ME HARRY POTTER!
Assistant: Umm, sir, Harry Potter is a ficti-
BillG: HOW DARE YOU QUESTION ME! GET ME HARRY POTTER RIGHT NOW OR YOU WILL LIVE OUT THE REST OF YOUR DAYS PLAYING CLASSIC XBOX!
Assistant: YES SIR, RIGHT AWAY SIR. IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. RIGHT AWAY!
several hours later-

Assistant walks in with the weasley twins actors James and who the fuck cares.
Assistant: Uh sir, sorry to interupt-
*BillG puts down his croquet mallet and intern pulls his pants up and runs crying out of the room*
Assistant: Anyways...umm... may I present, err Harry Potter and, well, Hermine!
BillG: Yes, thank you. Listen Harry.. I know you're excited to have a new game on our upcoming mega block-buster device Kinect. I just wanted to let you know that we will consider your request if you would give a demonstration of the game onstage.
*twins stare at each other, very confused*
James (actor 1): Uh OH YES! Yes, we DO want a new game on your system sir. Oh please..um..PLEASE make a game for us ..err.. chronicling our triumphant rise over evil and ...um being wiza-
BillG: YOU WILL SPEAK WHEN YOU ARE SPOKEN TOO AND NOT BEFORE. YOU DARE TO INTERRUPT ME!? GAURDS STRIP HARRY AND HERMINE OF THEIR WANDS!
*guards look at each other and the twins and saunter over very confusedly, and pretend to take something from their pockets and then quietly walk back to the door*
BillG: YOU FOOLS. YOU ARE POWERLESS HERE. DID YOU THINK YOU COULD COME HERE AND THREATEN ME? I WILL THROW YOU IN PRISON AND YOU WILL LIVE OUT YOUR DAYS PLAYING FUSION FRENZY AND BANJO KABLOOMIE!
Assistant: Banjo KaZOOie, sir
BillG: THAT DOES IT *puts hands together as if holding something at his hip* KAAAAAMMMMEEEEEE-HHHHAAAAAMMMEEEEEEEE..*dramatic pause, assistant looks nervous, hands shoot out forward extending palms toward assistant* HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Assistant: uh, oh OHHH NOO, ummm, I-I'M BEING SHOT...*starts backing away toward the exit, holding hands out as if fighting off somethign* OUT THE DOOR...and umm.. DOWN THE ELEVATOR.. and THEN TO MY HOME....AND DYING! DYING, er, VEERRRRRRYYYYYYYY HAAARDDDDD AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa........ *screaming drones out as assistant backs out the door and runs away*.
BillG: *breathing heavily* heh..heh...whew.. he didn't know .. that my power level is over 9000...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*twins look at each other nervously*
BillG: Now, back to business. It will be a RAILS game...because I'm fond of trains....and...Hermine you won't be in it, because women are inferior.... and.. you will pay me to make it. That is all. LEAVE NOW!
*twins leave cautiously, backing away while in a bowing position*

And thus Harry Potter became MS' response to Sorcery



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M.U.G.E.N on 17 August 2010
Sweep said:

Apparently, they don't plan to support PS Move, which is strange because it should have been better suited for this kind of game.


Yeah :S I find that strange too but I am guessing they made a deal with MS for this one...

We will at least have sorcery I guess for the wand action



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ocean-1984 on 17 August 2010
Sweep said:

Apparently, they don't plan to support PS Move, which is strange because it should have been better suited for this kind of game.


EA didn't plan ME2 on PS3.... and we all know what happened today 



M.U.G.E.N on 17 August 2010
theprof00 said:
yo_john117 said:

MS's response to Sorcery?

If this is a response to sorcery, the dialogue must have gone something like this:

*ring ring, ring ring*
BillG: Hello Bill Gates here.
JackTretton: Oh hey Bill, it's Jack. Listen, we got this new magic casting game called Sorcery. It'll be at e3. It's kinda like a version of harry potter, and you do all these cool things with the-
*Bill sits up sharply, removing his feet from the back of an intern who is on all fours*
BillG: uh, err, Just Kidding! I'm not here right now. Leave a message after the beep. Beep!
Jack: I can hear you breathing Bil-
*Bill hangs up*
BillG: (screaming into the intercom) GET ME HARRY POTTER!
Assistant: Umm, sir, Harry Potter is a ficti-
BillG: HOW DARE YOU QUESTION ME! GET ME HARRY POTTER RIGHT NOW OR YOU WILL LIVE OUT THE REST OF YOUR DAYS PLAYING CLASSIC XBOX!
Assistant: YES SIR, RIGHT AWAY SIR. IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. RIGHT AWAY!
several hours later-

Assistant walks in with the weasley twins actors James and who the fuck cares.
Assistant: Uh sir, sorry to interupt-
*BillG puts down his croquet mallet and intern pulls his pants up and runs crying out of the room*
Assistant: Anyways...umm... may I present, err Harry Potter and, well, Hermine!
BillG: Yes, thank you. Listen Harry.. I know you're excited to have a new game on our upcoming mega block-buster device Kinect. I just wanted to let you know that we will consider your request if you would give a demonstration of the game onstage.
*twins stare at each other, very confused*
James (actor 1): Uh OH YES! Yes, we DO want a new game on your system sir. Oh please..um..PLEASE make a game for us ..err.. chronicling our triumphant rise over evil and ...um being wiza-
BillG: YOU WILL SPEAK WHEN YOU ARE SPOKEN TOO AND NOT BEFORE. YOU DARE TO INTERRUPT ME!? GAURDS STRIP HARRY AND HERMINE OF THEIR WANDS!
*guards look at each other and the twins and saunter over very confusedly, and pretend to take something from their pockets and then quietly walk back to the door*
BillG: YOU FOOLS. YOU ARE POWERLESS HERE. DID YOU THINK YOU COULD COME HERE AND THREATEN ME? I WILL THROW YOU IN PRISON AND YOU WILL LIVE OUT YOUR DAYS PLAYING FUSION FRENZY AND BANJO KABLOOMIE!
Assistant: Banjo KaZOOie, sir
BillG: THAT DOES IT *puts hands together as if holding something at his hip* KAAAAAMMMMEEEEEE-HHHHAAAAAMMMEEEEEEEE..*dramatic pause, assistant looks nervous, hands shoot out forward extending palms toward assistant* HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Assistant: uh, oh OHHH NOO, ummm, I-I'M BEING SHOT...*starts backing away toward the exit, holding hands out as if fighting off somethign* OUT THE DOOR...and umm.. DOWN THE ELEVATOR.. and THEN TO MY HOME....AND DYING! DYING, er, VEERRRRRRYYYYYYYY HAAARDDDDD AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa........ *screaming drones out as assistant backs out the door and runs away*.
BillG: *breathing heavily* heh..heh...whew.. he didn't know .. that my power level is over 9000...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*twins look at each other nervously*
BillG: Now, back to business. It will be a RAILS game...because I'm fond of trains....and...Hermine you won't be in it, because women are inferior.... and.. you will pay me to make it. That is all. LEAVE NOW!
*twins leave cautiously, backing away while in a bowing position*

And thus Harry Potter became MS' response to Sorcery


D00000d 0_0 how long did it take for you to write that up?

Funny stuff tho :D



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Euphoria14 on 17 August 2010

I wouldn't play it.



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Carl on 17 August 2010

A laggy on-rails Harry Potter game.

 

I'd rather have LEGO Harry Potter tbh.



                            

theprof00 on 17 August 2010
M.U.G.E.N said:
theprof00 said:
yo_john117 said:

MS's response to Sorcery?

If this is a response to sorcery, the dialogue must have gone something like this:

*ring ring, ring ring*
BillG: Hello Bill Gates here.
JackTretton: Oh hey Bill, it's Jack. Listen, we got this new magic casting game called Sorcery. It'll be at e3. It's kinda like a version of harry potter, and you do all these cool things with the-
*Bill sits up sharply, removing his feet from the back of an intern who is on all fours*
BillG: uh, err, Just Kidding! I'm not here right now. Leave a message after the beep. Beep!
Jack: I can hear you breathing Bil-
*Bill hangs up*
BillG: (screaming into the intercom) GET ME HARRY POTTER!
Assistant: Umm, sir, Harry Potter is a ficti-
BillG: HOW DARE YOU QUESTION ME! GET ME HARRY POTTER RIGHT NOW OR YOU WILL LIVE OUT THE REST OF YOUR DAYS PLAYING CLASSIC XBOX!
Assistant: YES SIR, RIGHT AWAY SIR. IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. RIGHT AWAY!
several hours later-

Assistant walks in with the weasley twins actors James and who the fuck cares.
Assistant: Uh sir, sorry to interupt-
*BillG puts down his croquet mallet and intern pulls his pants up and runs crying out of the room*
Assistant: Anyways...umm... may I present, err Harry Potter and, well, Hermine!
BillG: Yes, thank you. Listen Harry.. I know you're excited to have a new game on our upcoming mega block-buster device Kinect. I just wanted to let you know that we will consider your request if you would give a demonstration of the game onstage.
*twins stare at each other, very confused*
James (actor 1): Uh OH YES! Yes, we DO want a new game on your system sir. Oh please..um..PLEASE make a game for us ..err.. chronicling our triumphant rise over evil and ...um being wiza-
BillG: YOU WILL SPEAK WHEN YOU ARE SPOKEN TOO AND NOT BEFORE. YOU DARE TO INTERRUPT ME!? GAURDS STRIP HARRY AND HERMINE OF THEIR WANDS!
*guards look at each other and the twins and saunter over very confusedly, and pretend to take something from their pockets and then quietly walk back to the door*
BillG: YOU FOOLS. YOU ARE POWERLESS HERE. DID YOU THINK YOU COULD COME HERE AND THREATEN ME? I WILL THROW YOU IN PRISON AND YOU WILL LIVE OUT YOUR DAYS PLAYING FUSION FRENZY AND BANJO KABLOOMIE!
Assistant: Banjo KaZOOie, sir
BillG: THAT DOES IT *puts hands together as if holding something at his hip* KAAAAAMMMMEEEEEE-HHHHAAAAAMMMEEEEEEEE..*dramatic pause, assistant looks nervous, hands shoot out forward extending palms toward assistant* HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Assistant: uh, oh OHHH NOO, ummm, I-I'M BEING SHOT...*starts backing away toward the exit, holding hands out as if fighting off somethign* OUT THE DOOR...and umm.. DOWN THE ELEVATOR.. and THEN TO MY HOME....AND DYING! DYING, er, VEERRRRRRYYYYYYYY HAAARDDDDD AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa........ *screaming drones out as assistant backs out the door and runs away*.
BillG: *breathing heavily* heh..heh...whew.. he didn't know .. that my power level is over 9000...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*twins look at each other nervously*
BillG: Now, back to business. It will be a RAILS game...because I'm fond of trains....and...Hermine you won't be in it, because women are inferior.... and.. you will pay me to make it. That is all. LEAVE NOW!
*twins leave cautiously, backing away while in a bowing position*

And thus Harry Potter became MS' response to Sorcery


D00000d 0_0 how long did it take for you to write that up?

Funny stuff tho :D

lol, my browser closed while I was writing it and had to rewrite the whole thing..oh well, it needed to be said XDXDXD



Boutros on 17 August 2010

I'm thinking it looks fun but I would see more potential with the Move.



Severance on 17 August 2010

This is why i won't be getting Kenict anytime soon , hopefully they realize how they NEED a controller and re-release it as Kenict Motion or something.

this game actually looks like it can be EASILY made as a normal controller game , when they move it looks like Alan Wake.



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Mr Puggsly on 17 August 2010
leo-j said:

how is it a win? Again with the comment the other guy made "people think casual gamers are retards that would buy anything"

why isn't the HASBRO HARRY POTTER broom the best selling game product then..?


That broom sells great in the gay community.

If they can iron out the awful from this game. It might be tolerable. I also hope they were faking the video. Because that lag is unbelievable.



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