theprof00 said:
yo_john117 said:
MS's response to Sorcery?
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If this is a response to sorcery, the dialogue must have gone something like this:
*ring ring, ring ring*
BillG: Hello Bill Gates here.
JackTretton: Oh hey Bill, it's Jack. Listen, we got this new magic casting game called Sorcery. It'll be at e3. It's kinda like a version of harry potter, and you do all these cool things with the-
*Bill sits up sharply, removing his feet from the back of an intern who is on all fours*
BillG: uh, err, Just Kidding! I'm not here right now. Leave a message after the beep. Beep!
Jack: I can hear you breathing Bil-
*Bill hangs up*
BillG: (screaming into the intercom) GET ME HARRY POTTER!
Assistant: Umm, sir, Harry Potter is a ficti-
BillG: HOW DARE YOU QUESTION ME! GET ME HARRY POTTER RIGHT NOW OR YOU WILL LIVE OUT THE REST OF YOUR DAYS PLAYING CLASSIC XBOX!
Assistant: YES SIR, RIGHT AWAY SIR. IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. RIGHT AWAY!
several hours later-
Assistant walks in with the weasley twins actors James and who the fuck cares.
Assistant: Uh sir, sorry to interupt-
*BillG puts down his croquet mallet and intern pulls his pants up and runs crying out of the room*
Assistant: Anyways...umm... may I present, err Harry Potter and, well, Hermine!
BillG: Yes, thank you. Listen Harry.. I know you're excited to have a new game on our upcoming mega block-buster device Kinect. I just wanted to let you know that we will consider your request if you would give a demonstration of the game onstage.
*twins stare at each other, very confused*
James (actor 1): Uh OH YES! Yes, we DO want a new game on your system sir. Oh please..um..PLEASE make a game for us ..err.. chronicling our triumphant rise over evil and ...um being wiza-
BillG: YOU WILL SPEAK WHEN YOU ARE SPOKEN TOO AND NOT BEFORE. YOU DARE TO INTERRUPT ME!? GAURDS STRIP HARRY AND HERMINE OF THEIR WANDS!
*guards look at each other and the twins and saunter over very confusedly, and pretend to take something from their pockets and then quietly walk back to the door*
BillG: YOU FOOLS. YOU ARE POWERLESS HERE. DID YOU THINK YOU COULD COME HERE AND THREATEN ME? I WILL THROW YOU IN PRISON AND YOU WILL LIVE OUT YOUR DAYS PLAYING FUSION FRENZY AND BANJO KABLOOMIE!
Assistant: Banjo KaZOOie, sir
BillG: THAT DOES IT *puts hands together as if holding something at his hip* KAAAAAMMMMEEEEEE-HHHHAAAAAMMMEEEEEEEE..*dramatic pause, assistant looks nervous, hands shoot out forward extending palms toward assistant* HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Assistant: uh, oh OHHH NOO, ummm, I-I'M BEING SHOT...*starts backing away toward the exit, holding hands out as if fighting off somethign* OUT THE DOOR...and umm.. DOWN THE ELEVATOR.. and THEN TO MY HOME....AND DYING! DYING, er, VEERRRRRRYYYYYYYY HAAARDDDDD AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa........ *screaming drones out as assistant backs out the door and runs away*.
BillG: *breathing heavily* heh..heh...whew.. he didn't know .. that my power level is over 9000...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*twins look at each other nervously*
BillG: Now, back to business. It will be a RAILS game...because I'm fond of trains....and...Hermine you won't be in it, because women are inferior.... and.. you will pay me to make it. That is all. LEAVE NOW!
*twins leave cautiously, backing away while in a bowing position*
And thus Harry Potter became MS' response to Sorcery
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