I don't generally get smashed, I drink enough to make me want to dance and act like an idiot, but never to a passing out level... Well, only once. In 2007 I went with some friends to France to go and see the rugby world cup. The night before we went home we decided to go to out in Marseilles.

It started off at a restaurant where I had moules en frites, big mistake because it gave me  nothing to soak up alcohol. We found out that this restaurant served beer in litre cups, we all ended up having two each. At this point the night was already starting to get a little hazy, and some man at an empty bar came out and told us that he would do us a great deal on wine. I don't know what it was or how much I had there, but all I remember was lots of wine in jugs (not even in bottles) and we were hammering through them. In retrospect we should have just declined his offer, probably wasn't even wine. That's where the night got cut off, yet I'm sure I drank more. My friends told me (and then backed it up with photos later on) that I tried to engage a stripper in conversation, but she wouldn't talk back so I got angry and got on the bar and started dancing myself, and a load of drunk Irish people started giving me euros. I wish I could remember that.

Anyway, flying back home the next day did not feel good.

But that is by far and away the most I've ever drank.

Every time I go to Canada. I'm pretty sure I've never actually been there. My friends just tell me that's where we were when I wake up the next day.

Lmao! hilariously awesome stories guys, I wrote down a couple of my personal stories and I had quite a bit written and something messed up and the reply box went away a long with everything I wrote...so here's a few titles of the stories and maybe if I get some courage I will write them out later.

First drunk ever

My 3 week drunk

Best friend, the toilet

My first black out ever (story told by many different friends)

That's the price you pay for breaking the seal.

well excuuuuuuussse me, princess... i wasnt aware the point of this forum was to be a drunk.

after reading this thread i am starting to feel like an alcoholic lmao.

Me and my friends drink more on a normal night then most of you drink on your worst nights.

I aint even going to bother posting how much i have had because i will just get called a lia.

@gilgamaesh

I see you are still makiing drink threads. God i used to make these all the time.

The only thing is i would wake up the next morning try and log on but the site wouldnt let me ;) Must have been down or something.

Whereas me... I just can't. It all tastes nasty to me. I've tried a wide variety of beers, wines, even some vodka and sake, and I don't like any of them. (Well, I could stand one of those 6 from the tasting, and before anyone asks, it was the third one, so it wasn't that alcohol had numbed my taste buds.) Every once in a while, I'll try something that looks interesting, or if I'm at a brewery, I might even try their sampler, but... still no luck there either.

It wasn't the most I ever drank, but it was the most I ever drank in the shortest amount of time.

Went to a stag and doe once and bought 24 drink tickets, after 2 hours they were all gone :P  It was a mix of beer, shots and mixed drinks.  Had a motel room rented up the street a little bit, anyhow, when I woke up went to the bathroom and the sink was filled with puke, and I mean FILLED.  I actually reached in and tried to swirl the chunks (I was still pretty gone) so it would go down, no luck.  Went back to sleep (after rinsing my hands under the sink tap - which also caused the sink to overflow with my vomit) and then drove home a couple hours later.

Lukily I didn't have to show a CC or ID to rent that room :P

This was also my worst hangover ever.

I could drink more at the ages of 16 than i can now at the age of 22 The most i drank when i was 16 (drinking on a field cool i know!) was 10 cans of fosters 2 streamers (some sort of fizzy shots) bottle mix of jd and coke, and when i was getting onto my second one, the first bottle hit me and blam! i was muller fruit cornered..... now i go to the pub and after 4 pints i start feeling it, but tbh i mostly drink on occasions now, birthdays, new years, england matches, xmas etc

Well I don't know the exact quantity but I once drank for 23 hours straight going through about $800 on only alcohol, food and smokes for the day. I ended up drinking myself sober.

Damn boxing day test.

Aussies will understand.