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LOL @ Snesboy's Gay FAQ.

Why don't you like oral? I'm sure you'd like getting it. :p



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otoniel said:
Congratulations man
I am a proud openly gay guy and I just came out of the closet with my parents and it feels great
Just dont pay attention to ignorant people
Just do amd say whatever makes YOU happy

How did your parents take it?



amp316 said:
LOL @ Snesboy's Gay FAQ.

Why don't you like oral? I'm sure you'd like getting it. :p

Well, not all guys like it. Personally, I like it myself, but I guess if you're not sure about how to do it, or have never really had someone who knows how to do it, it wouldn't interest you. My personal gripe about it is dealing with hair on my tongue... I have to stop and get it off, otherwise I stop enjoying it.

Snesboy said:
You are always welcome to come cuddle with me dunno.

Waiwai~~! *curls up in a ball next to Snesboy and purrs loudly*

sapphi_snake said:
Question: What does catcher/pitcher mean?

Well, it means his compatibility score with me just went up significantly... :P



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@snesboy
Top and bottom are synonymous with pitcher and catcher respectively. At least around here they are. I suppose local slang may differ, but to be a pitcher is to be a top.

@saphi
Think about sex. Think about the necessary actions that surround sex. Now while you have that in your mind try to label someone a pitcher, or catcher. I suppose knowing that top and bottom work in the same fashion can help your imagination work this riddle out.



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Snesboy said:
amp316 said:
axumblade said:
amp316 said:
I'm a little confused Snesboy. Didn't you have a girlfriend and didn't you have a thread about boobs?


Oh. So Gay guys aren't allowed to like boobs? That is such a stereotypical heterosexual statement.


I'm sorry.  His thread gave the impression that he REALLY LIKED boobs, know what I'm saying?  Straight guys aren't allowed to like a guy's butt so maybe the rules are different.

I didn't mean to be offensive.  And about the girlfriend... "most" gay guys don't have those, do they? 

The thread didn't take off and is now void. Invalid. Whatever you want to say. I can't think of any other words for it. Thank you for remembering my wonderful boobs thread. To answer your question, boobs are amazing. Do they make me horny? No. They are just fun to play with.

 

Yes, I did have a girlfriend. Yes, I had vaginal intercourse with her. Want to know something? It was boring and unexciting. If I can't stay turned on, there is a problem.

 

As for you "offensive" comment, I was in denial.

 

Snesboy's Gay FAQ (WARNING: It gets a bit graphic)

 

Q: Catcher or Pitcher?

A: Pitcher

 

Q: Top or bottom?

A: Irrelevant. Sex is best when you try different positions.

 

Q: Are you sure you're completely gay and not bi?

A: I'm positive I am gay. If I find myself liking girls, then I will be sure to make another pointless, but fun, thread about it.


Q: Have you ever had sex with another male?

A: Not yet, Zexen is first on my list. Lmao j/k

 

Q: If you were to like a female, who would it be?

A: Trashleg, she's pretty attractive if I say so myself. She threatened to ban me for sexual harassment or something. You can ask her, she remembers.

 

Q: How come it took so long for you to come out of the closet?

A: I was lazy. I was afraid of what other people would think. I was trying to avoid being pressured into people thinking I was gay.

 

Q: Do your friends and family know?

A: Yes. My parents told me not to embrace the life-style. My friends don't care.

 

Q: Are you going to embrace the life-style?

A: Absolutely. I mean, if I love a man, why not show it? Lol.

 

Q: Do you like oral?

A: Absolutely NOT. It's gross. I will jack you off though. I'm quite good at it

.....*awkward silence*



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Itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte

Sugu yoko de waratteita

Nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo

I will never leave you

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@Gnizmo
I knew that top/bottom and pitcher/catcher were synonyms, but snesboy confused me.



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sapphi_snake said:
@Gnizmo
I knew that top/bottom and pitcher/catcher were synonyms, but snesboy confused me.

Frequently, they are. When seperated like that, though, it usually means location during sex. A guy could be on 'top' while still being 'catcher'.



-dunno001

-On a quest for the truly perfect game; I don't think it exists...

dunno001 said:
amp316 said:
LOL @ Snesboy's Gay FAQ.

Why don't you like oral? I'm sure you'd like getting it. :p

Well, not all guys like it. Personally, I like it myself, but I guess if you're not sure about how to do it, or have never really had someone who knows how to do it, it wouldn't interest you. My personal gripe about it is dealing with hair on my tongue... I have to stop and get it off, otherwise I stop enjoying it.

Snesboy said:
You are always welcome to come cuddle with me dunno.

Waiwai~~! *curls up in a ball next to Snesboy and purrs loudly*

sapphi_snake said:
Question: What does catcher/pitcher mean?

Well, it means his compatibility score with me just went up significantly... :P

I don't like getting it. It feels weird. Yes. I know. I'm DIFFERENT!

 

-pets dunno's head-

And, awesome. 8)



SaviorX said:
Gnizmo said:
KingFate said:
I called it ages ago, don't you feel like a giant weight is off your shoulders now?

I called it before you even signed up for the forums. Now if SaviorX would come out of the closet (has he?) that one night in IM would finally make sense to me.

..........*scours forums*

*finds thread*

*looks*

Wait, what?

I'm not sure what he is talking about.