amp316 said:
axumblade said:
amp316 said: I'm a little confused Snesboy. Didn't you have a girlfriend and didn't you have a thread about boobs? |
Oh. So Gay guys aren't allowed to like boobs? That is such a stereotypical heterosexual statement.
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I'm sorry. His thread gave the impression that he REALLY LIKED boobs, know what I'm saying? Straight guys aren't allowed to like a guy's butt so maybe the rules are different.
I didn't mean to be offensive. And about the girlfriend... "most" gay guys don't have those, do they?
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The thread didn't take off and is now void. Invalid. Whatever you want to say. I can't think of any other words for it. Thank you for remembering my wonderful boobs thread. To answer your question, boobs are amazing. Do they make me horny? No. They are just fun to play with.
Yes, I did have a girlfriend. Yes, I had vaginal intercourse with her. Want to know something? It was boring and unexciting. If I can't stay turned on, there is a problem.
As for you "offensive" comment, I was in denial.
Snesboy's Gay FAQ (WARNING: It gets a bit graphic)
Q: Catcher or Pitcher?
A: Pitcher
Q: Top or bottom?
A: Irrelevant. Sex is best when you try different positions.
Q: Are you sure you're completely gay and not bi?
A: I'm positive I am gay. If I find myself liking girls, then I will be sure to make another pointless, but fun, thread about it.
Q: Have you ever had sex with another male?
A: Not yet, Zexen is first on my list. Lmao j/k
Q: If you were to like a female, who would it be?
A: Trashleg, she's pretty attractive if I say so myself. She threatened to ban me for sexual harassment or something. You can ask her, she remembers.
Q: How come it took so long for you to come out of the closet?
A: I was lazy. I was afraid of what other people would think. I was trying to avoid being pressured into people thinking I was gay.
Q: Do your friends and family know?
A: Yes. My parents told me not to embrace the life-style. My friends don't care.
Q: Are you going to embrace the life-style?
A: Absolutely. I mean, if I love a man, why not show it? Lol.
Q: Do you like oral?
A: Absolutely NOT. It's gross. I will jack you off though. I'm quite good at it 