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940 posts.....wow....just wow.



                                                                                                  
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Chrizum said:
Khuutra said:
kitler53 said:
geez - i can't believe this topic has almost reach 1000 posts. at least in the end we all came to agree that kratos would annihilate link.

Actually I managed to convince most of the people who read my posts of just the opposite.

http://www.vgchartz.com/forum/post.php?post=3344584&page=9&postnum=87

I think, and only think, that Kitler knows that very well. He seems to be on an anti-all-things-Nintendo campaign, lately.

A) I skiped the middle 800 posts or so and just read the last page cause i was impressed at the post count of this thread.  i had a good lol at the last couple of post where it was obvious only the zelda fans were still posting and made a joke.  i guess i'll try to be more apparent in my sarcasim next time.

B) please, i've been annoyed at nintendo for more than a year now.



Yeah, I thought it was an obvious sarcastic post. =|



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Bong Lover said:
pizzahut451 said:

 

1. Go use Rage of Sparta and Hercules's Shoulder Guard. It doesn't subtract 33% from the total, it subtracts 33% from the actual damage you take. Go play the game.that's the same, rage of sparta reduces the damage take for (apperetnly) 75% and hercules guard for 33% and that passes 100% of damage taken.

 

Brilliant! I can't get enough of this thread. Who would have thought that after 90 pages of increadible nonsens, it still had an untapped level of stupidity?! Or does this thread have more hidden nuggets of gold as we get past the 100th page?

you sure proved me wrong there



I can't belive you guys have not managed more posts since I checked in last!!!

In any case, I find it weird that no one has brought up the obvious fact that being a Spartan, and a general of the Spartian army none the less, it's pretty obvious that Kratos would find link quite sexually attractive. Knowing the Spartan and classic Greek appetite for boy love this seems like an advantage for Link, him looking like just a young boy and all.

Unless of course by 'annihilating' Link the op meant that Kratos has a mighty penis and would annihilate Link in bed? The younger boy was always the catcher so this could make sense, but I am not sure if the Zelda games gives any indication that Link is a homosexual? I tend to think Kratos would be frustratingly rejected but admit to incomplete understanding of Links sexuality.



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Coming back several months later to say:

 

EPIC THREAD IS EPIC!!!!!!!!



omg this thread is still going.



So instead of reading Nietzche for my test in the morrow I ended up reading every single damn post in here on all 19 pages of it.

Now I haven't played all Zelda games nor have I played all GoW games (just the first2) however going by the arguments it seems that Link can become 4 links, insivible, unable to be touched, unable to take any form of damage indefinitely, with time stopping powers which affect everything and in the mean time turn blow people up, or turn them into vegetables depending on how he's feeling. He also has the uncanny ability to store hundreds of items on his person each with a use.

Meanwhile Kratos never ends up being invulnerable forever, is just 1 guy, and while extremely powerful does take damage and is still unable to attack Link even at his tip top shape.

Also it seems that people supporting Link use the argument "yeah well this type of MAGIC is too illogical" or something to that extent completely forgetting that they are talking about magic and fail to actually address and give proper counters to arguments for link.

P.S. Since before even video games existed damage reduction was never additive. When you have 75% damage reduction and then you att another 33% you don't suddenly have 108% percent damage reduction, or you get healed for 8% of whatever hits you and you take no damage. You have about 83% damage reduction.



Tag(thx fkusumot) - "Yet again I completely fail to see your point..."

HD vs Wii, PC vs HD: http://www.vgchartz.com/forum/thread.php?id=93374

Why Regenerating Health is a crap game mechanic: http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/post.php?id=3986420

gamrReview's broken review scores: http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/post.php?id=4170835

 

That little green goblin can't even make his enemies bleed.



Nintendo is selling their IPs to Microsoft and this is true because:

http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/thread.php?id=221391&page=1

Jaja, best fail thread ever!!! IMO...



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