Garnett said: You expect a crazy ass man whos half naked and kills gods for a living to beat the shit out of a 14 year old boy ( i think) who wears a green dress (i think im not sure) and rides horses all day? Your fucking crazy. |
First off, adult Link is 17. Young link is 10. Toon Link is also 10.
Second, it's called a tunic. I'm assuming you'd call a kilt a skirt, which is extra insulting because I'm Irish.
Third, Link doesn't "ride horses all day." In fact, only 3 Zelda games to date have a horse in them. Besides, in Twilight Princess he rode a dragon-bat thing. If he did anything all day, it would be work at his job, which is a rancher (at least in Twilight Princess). More likely though, he would (and eventually did) become a soldier for the Hylian army.
Also, Link would own Kratos, no contest.