Okay, now hold on a second...
So you cry over the zillion seller xbox 360 but you show no zeebo love? That's the real underdog here...
Sit yourself down and let ol' patapon do a little explaining. The zeebo is a 3G wireless platform with service that brings the fun and excitement of interactive gaming, education, and the Internet to us fortunate gamers who know of it's existance. Using technologies such as secure wireless content delivery and cell phone chipsets, Zeebo fundamentally alters the economics of interactive content in the developing world, opening a vast new opportunity for users and content providers.
^^I got that from google so it must be true
Personally, the zeebo has become my favorite console. It surpasses the PlayStation 3, Wii, xbox 360,XGP, XGPmini, GP2X, Gizmond, PSP, Nintendo DS, Nintendo DS Lite, GP32 Tapwave, Zodiac, N-Gage, Xbox, Nintendo GameCube, Game Boy Advance SP, Game Boy Micro, PSX, PlayStation 2, Sega Dreamcast ,WonderSwan,WonderSwan Color,Swan Crystal,Neo Geo Pocket ,Neo Geo Pocket Color,Game Boy Color ,Nintendo 64 ,PlayStation ,PlayStation One ,Casio Loopy ,Sega Saturn ,Apple Pippin ,PC-FX,Playdia ,Atari Jaguar,3DO ,Commodore Amiga CD32,,Supervision,Pioneer LaserActive,Philips CD-i ,Super Nintendo Entertainment System,Sega Game Gear,Neo-Geo ,Neo-Geo CD,Neo-Geo CDZ,Sega Mega Drive,Sega CD ,Sega 32X ,Sega Nomad ,TurboGrafx 16 ,TurboGrafx-CD,TurboDuo,TurboExpress,SuperGrafx,Atari Lynx,Game Boy ,Game Boy Pocket ,Game Boy Light ,Commodore 64GS ,Amstrad GX4000 ,PC Engine,Atari XEGS ,Atari 7800 ,Sega Master System ,Nintendo Entertainment System ,Vectrex ,Emerson Arcadia 2001,Atari 5200 ,Colecovision ,Game And Watch,Intellivision ,APF Imagination Machine ,Microvision ,Magnavox Odyssey,Bally Astrocade ,Atari 2600, and the Virtual Boy in game library and technical brilliance. Hell, the Zeebo even has it's own pleasure hole for those lonely nights.
Even though it's awesome, where are the articles of praise? AAA sales? Rabid Internet fanboys? They ain't nowhere... I want fantastic games like stick adventures 1, stick adventures 2 and super stick adventures 2 to succeed from a critical and business standpoint. But it just won't happen...
I'm most angry with IGN. WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE ARTICLES FROM THEM!!! Surly they would know a thing or 245 about gaming. They could've made it a success from praise. But they didn't... As the Nintendo fanboys always say, you can't spell ignorant without rant... or some shit like that...
...So, would you like your eggs over easy or positively mutilated?