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GodOfWar_3ever on 26 February 2010
libellule said:
Where is your thread about Dante, you know, the hero of Dante Inferno ?

Because IF kratos is lame, I dont know what is Dante ....

Or I killed your thread ... or you will have to prove your point.

Site note : this is really amazing, all can be said about this game but, seriously, Kratos being lame or boring ... lol
but what is Bayonetta so ?

Joke of the year, seriously !

Seriously.. lets talk about some of the main characters in some hack 'n slash games...

Bayonetta - Sucks on "performance enhancing lollipops" , dances around to damage enemies, use her "hair" to attack = NOT LAME

Dante (from DMC) - Shoots pool balls to attack enemies in the opening cutscene and throws shirt up 12 feet and wears it while it comes down (DMC3) + Cries horribly retardedly in DMC1 = NOT LAME

Dante from Dante's Inferno - I won't even go there.... = Not LAME

Kratos - He's angry and bald..he's also ugly and not cool enough..bo he's way too violent = LAME.

Brilliant thread twesterm !

 



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Lostplanet22 on 26 February 2010

What Kratos miss is a sense of humour;.....Like other tough guys....Duke Nukem, Marcus Phenix. Would make it more interesting.



 

slowmo on 26 February 2010
GodOfWar_3ever said:
libellule said:
Where is your thread about Dante, you know, the hero of Dante Inferno ?

Because IF kratos is lame, I dont know what is Dante ....

Or I killed your thread ... or you will have to prove your point.

Site note : this is really amazing, all can be said about this game but, seriously, Kratos being lame or boring ... lol
but what is Bayonetta so ?

Joke of the year, seriously !

Seriously.. lets talk about some of the main characters in some hack 'n slash games...

Bayonetta - Sucks on "performance enhancing lollipops" , dances around to damage enemies, use her "hair" to attack = NOT LAME

Dante (from DMC) - Shoots pool balls to attack enemies in the opening cutscene and throws shirt up 12 feet and wears it while it comes down (DMC3) + Cries horribly retardedly in DMC1 = NOT LAME

Dante from Dante's Inferno - I won't even go there.... = Not LAME

Kratos - He's angry and bald..he's also ugly and not cool enough..bo he's way too violent = LAME.

Brilliant thread twesterm !

 

I think you should leave the thread before you shave your head and go all angry at Twestern



famousringo on 26 February 2010
Severance said:
nah, Gordon Freeman is the lamest lame character ever.



he is just ..... meh.

I think Gordon Freeman is a great idea for a character... they just forgot to include any character. He never says anything, you only get to see his face in still images on the occasional loading screen, he doesn't have any clear goals of his own or personality quirks. He's a scientist who never, ever does anything scientifical.

Nobody is glad to see Gordon because he can fix their trans-dimensional discombobulator. They're glad to see Gordon because they can hand him a crowbar and he will beat the headcrabs to death so they don't have to. The physicist hero could be replaced by a well-trained gorilla.



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GodOfWar_3ever on 26 February 2010
slowmo said:
GodOfWar_3ever said:
libellule said:
Where is your thread about Dante, you know, the hero of Dante Inferno ?

Because IF kratos is lame, I dont know what is Dante ....

Or I killed your thread ... or you will have to prove your point.

Site note : this is really amazing, all can be said about this game but, seriously, Kratos being lame or boring ... lol
but what is Bayonetta so ?

Joke of the year, seriously !

Seriously.. lets talk about some of the main characters in some hack 'n slash games...

Bayonetta - Sucks on "performance enhancing lollipops" , dances around to damage enemies, use her "hair" to attack = NOT LAME

Dante (from DMC) - Shoots pool balls to attack enemies in the opening cutscene and throws shirt up 12 feet and wears it while it comes down (DMC3) + Cries horribly retardedly in DMC1 = NOT LAME

Dante from Dante's Inferno - I won't even go there.... = Not LAME

Kratos - He's angry and bald..he's also ugly and not cool enough..bo he's way too violent = LAME.

Brilliant thread twesterm !

 

I think you should leave the thread before you shave your head and go all angry at Twestern

I'm not angry at twesterm..I just find his OP...just meh... Since he hasn't played GoW enough and has jumped to conclusions..



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SmokedHostage on 26 February 2010
GodOfWar_3ever said:
libellule said:
Where is your thread about Dante, you know, the hero of Dante Inferno ?

Because IF kratos is lame, I dont know what is Dante ....

Or I killed your thread ... or you will have to prove your point.

Site note : this is really amazing, all can be said about this game but, seriously, Kratos being lame or boring ... lol
but what is Bayonetta so ?

Joke of the year, seriously !

Seriously.. lets talk about some of the main characters in some hack 'n slash games...

Bayonetta - Sucks on "performance enhancing lollipops" , dances around to damage enemies, use her "hair" to attack = NOT LAME

Dante (from DMC) - Shoots pool balls to attack enemies in the opening cutscene and throws shirt up 12 feet and wears it while it comes down (DMC3) + Cries horribly retardedly in DMC1 = NOT LAME

Dante from Dante's Inferno - I won't even go there.... = Not LAME

Kratos - He's angry and bald..he's also ugly and not cool enough..bo he's way too violent = LAME.

Brilliant thread twesterm !

 

If you think Bayonetta is lame, I think we have a problem to address.



Pixel Art can be fun.

GodOfWar_3ever on 26 February 2010
SmokedHostage said:
GodOfWar_3ever said:
libellule said:
Where is your thread about Dante, you know, the hero of Dante Inferno ?

Because IF kratos is lame, I dont know what is Dante ....

Or I killed your thread ... or you will have to prove your point.

Site note : this is really amazing, all can be said about this game but, seriously, Kratos being lame or boring ... lol
but what is Bayonetta so ?

Joke of the year, seriously !

Seriously.. lets talk about some of the main characters in some hack 'n slash games...

Bayonetta - Sucks on "performance enhancing lollipops" , dances around to damage enemies, use her "hair" to attack = NOT LAME

Dante (from DMC) - Shoots pool balls to attack enemies in the opening cutscene and throws shirt up 12 feet and wears it while it comes down (DMC3) + Cries horribly retardedly in DMC1 = NOT LAME

Dante from Dante's Inferno - I won't even go there.... = Not LAME

Kratos - He's angry and bald..he's also ugly and not cool enough..bo he's way too violent = LAME.

Brilliant thread twesterm !

 

If you think Bayonetta is lame, I think we have a problem to address.

Performance enhancing lollipops + damaging enemies by dancing is NOT LAME as I've said in my post...The only hack 'n slash character who is LAME is obviously Kratos since he's waaay to violent (he shouldn't be) and he kills people without smiling...



SmokedHostage on 26 February 2010
GodOfWar_3ever said:
SmokedHostage said:
GodOfWar_3ever said:
libellule said:
Where is your thread about Dante, you know, the hero of Dante Inferno ?

Because IF kratos is lame, I dont know what is Dante ....

Or I killed your thread ... or you will have to prove your point.

Site note : this is really amazing, all can be said about this game but, seriously, Kratos being lame or boring ... lol
but what is Bayonetta so ?

Joke of the year, seriously !

Seriously.. lets talk about some of the main characters in some hack 'n slash games...

Bayonetta - Sucks on "performance enhancing lollipops" , dances around to damage enemies, use her "hair" to attack = NOT LAME

Dante (from DMC) - Shoots pool balls to attack enemies in the opening cutscene and throws shirt up 12 feet and wears it while it comes down (DMC3) + Cries horribly retardedly in DMC1 = NOT LAME

Dante from Dante's Inferno - I won't even go there.... = Not LAME

Kratos - He's angry and bald..he's also ugly and not cool enough..bo he's way too violent = LAME.

Brilliant thread twesterm !

 

If you think Bayonetta is lame, I think we have a problem to address.

Performance enhancing lollipops + damaging enemies by dancing is NOT LAME as I've said in my post...The only hack 'n slash character who is LAME is obviously Kratos since he's waaay to violent (he shouldn't be) and he kills people without smiling...

I bet you hate War too.  Then again, he's always scolling and crap.  Then again; If I were one of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, I bet I'd be emo as everyone would associate my very existence with the end of the world.

I'm weird aren't I.



Pixel Art can be fun.

GodOfWar_3ever on 26 February 2010
SmokedHostage said:
GodOfWar_3ever said:
SmokedHostage said:
GodOfWar_3ever said:
libellule said:
Where is your thread about Dante, you know, the hero of Dante Inferno ?

Because IF kratos is lame, I dont know what is Dante ....

Or I killed your thread ... or you will have to prove your point.

Site note : this is really amazing, all can be said about this game but, seriously, Kratos being lame or boring ... lol
but what is Bayonetta so ?

Joke of the year, seriously !

Seriously.. lets talk about some of the main characters in some hack 'n slash games...

Bayonetta - Sucks on "performance enhancing lollipops" , dances around to damage enemies, use her "hair" to attack = NOT LAME

Dante (from DMC) - Shoots pool balls to attack enemies in the opening cutscene and throws shirt up 12 feet and wears it while it comes down (DMC3) + Cries horribly retardedly in DMC1 = NOT LAME

Dante from Dante's Inferno - I won't even go there.... = Not LAME

Kratos - He's angry and bald..he's also ugly and not cool enough..bo he's way too violent = LAME.

Brilliant thread twesterm !

 

If you think Bayonetta is lame, I think we have a problem to address.

Performance enhancing lollipops + damaging enemies by dancing is NOT LAME as I've said in my post...The only hack 'n slash character who is LAME is obviously Kratos since he's waaay to violent (he shouldn't be) and he kills people without smiling...

I bet you hate War too.  Then again, he's always scolling and crap.  Then again; If I were one of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, I bet I'd be emo as everyone would associate my very existence with the end of the world.

I'm weird aren't I.

I dont care..keep posting in this thread - Your avatar is awesome



libellule on 26 February 2010
famousringo said:
Severance said:
nah, Gordon Freeman is the lamest lame character ever.



he is just ..... meh.

I think Gordon Freeman is a great idea for a character... they just forgot to include any character. He never says anything, you only get to see his face in still images on the occasional loading screen, he doesn't have any clear goals of his own or personality quirks. He's a scientist who never, ever does anything scientifical.

Nobody is glad to see Gordon because he can fix their trans-dimensional discombobulator. They're glad to see Gordon because they can hand him a crowbar and he will beat the headcrabs to death so they don't have to. The physicist hero could be replaced by a well-trained gorilla.

yes, this guy could be the lamest character in videogames history, particularly compared to the success of the games from which he is the main hero



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