Kratos is such a lame character

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GodOfWar_3ever said:

libellule said:
Where is your thread about Dante, you know, the hero of Dante Inferno ?

Because IF kratos is lame, I dont know what is Dante ....

Or I killed your thread ... or you will have to prove your point.

Site note : this is really amazing, all can be said about this game but, seriously, Kratos being lame or boring ... lol
but what is Bayonetta so ?

Joke of the year, seriously !

Seriously.. lets talk about some of the main characters in some hack 'n slash games...

Bayonetta - Sucks on "performance enhancing lollipops" , dances around to damage enemies, use her "hair" to attack = NOT LAME

Dante (from DMC) - Shoots pool balls to attack enemies in the opening cutscene and throws shirt up 12 feet and wears it while it comes down (DMC3) + Cries horribly retardedly in DMC1 = NOT LAME

Dante from Dante's Inferno - I won't even go there.... = Not LAME

Kratos - He's angry and bald..he's also ugly and not cool enough..bo he's way too violent = LAME.

Brilliant thread twesterm !

 

If you think Bayonetta is lame, I think we have a problem to address.