GodOfWar_3ever said:
SmokedHostage said:
GodOfWar_3ever said:
libellule said:
Where is your thread about Dante, you know, the hero of Dante Inferno ?
Because IF kratos is lame, I dont know what is Dante ....
Or I killed your thread ... or you will have to prove your point.
Site note : this is really amazing, all can be said about this game but, seriously, Kratos being lame or boring ... lol
but what is Bayonetta so ?
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Seriously.. lets talk about some of the main characters in some hack 'n slash games...
Bayonetta - Sucks on "performance enhancing lollipops" , dances around to damage enemies, use her "hair" to attack = NOT LAME
Dante (from DMC) - Shoots pool balls to attack enemies in the opening cutscene and throws shirt up 12 feet and wears it while it comes down (DMC3) + Cries horribly retardedly in DMC1 = NOT LAME
Dante from Dante's Inferno - I won't even go there.... = Not LAME
Kratos - He's angry and bald..he's also ugly and not cool enough..bo he's way too violent = LAME.
Brilliant thread twesterm ! 
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If you think Bayonetta is lame, I think we have a problem to address.
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Performance enhancing lollipops + damaging enemies by dancing is NOT LAME as I've said in my post...The only hack 'n slash character who is LAME is obviously Kratos since he's waaay to violent (he shouldn't be) and he kills people without smiling...
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I bet you hate War too. Then again, he's always scolling and crap. Then again; If I were one of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, I bet I'd be emo as everyone would associate my very existence with the end of the world.
I'm weird aren't I.
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