Tali - her legitimate affection for Shepard is just adorable. Why wouldn't you?

Jack. I was kind of interested in her past and the only way to hear it all was the romance. She got taken away by the swarm in the suicide mission lol.

lol, goodness gratious - honorable at least.

Jack told me to piss off. I was just playing around.

Miranda was always busy with her work.

Thane was willing but he said he was dying.

Garrus said he'd do it but I had to refuse everyone else.

Legion never even offered.

Kasumi was pretty hot but she never offered.

Jacob was all willing at first but I blew him off because I wanted Miranda.

Zaeed was too old and lost his bottle of space Viagra

Grunt.......we don't even want to go there.


1st playthrough took me 38 hours. I took my time and explored everything. Best game I can remember playing. I loved it! I'm going back through for all of the achievements I misssed. There's only a few and they're all obtainable.

Awesome, awesome game.

My Shepard got action from Jack, but went with Maranda in the in the end. She is the boring, but good looking one. Won't matter as Shepard might get new tail to chase in the next game.

Tali.

I tried Tali, but I don't think she munches rug.

Until this thread, I didn't realize that the letters in "Tali" are the same as the letters in "tail".

I wanted Miranda but ended up with Jack >_

Besides the tats and crazy ballhead Jack had that Audrey Hepburn face. We compared body counts afterwards. The imperfect couple. Samara felt like a missed opportunity.