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All I can really think of are:

1. Some of the characters are straight up annoying as fuck such as C3PO and Jar Jar Binks and;

2. The Phantom Menace completely sucked cow ass. It was by a mile the worst SW movie. Nobody gives a shit about pod races. The only plus was Natalie Portman who happens to be very attractive.



Man the prequels and that clone wars movie were awesome, but the original trilogy completely sucked.



d21lewis said:

Kicking things off:  What's the deal with the Star Wars language barrier?  R2-D2 says "Beep beep, blorp".  Luke Skywalker understands EXACTLY what he says.  Chewbacca says "Grrrr......Roar.....Grrrrr".  Han Solo understand EXACTLY what Chewie is saying.  Hell, Han and Luke speak English back to them.  Chewie and R2 (and pretty much everybody else that speaks an alien language) understand English.......but when it comes to Jaba the Hut?  He says, "Han me bookie".  It even sounds like "Han My boy".  They need a C-3PO to translate Jaba's crude sounds.  What's THAT all about?

Luke doesn't understand a single beep. Which is why the X-wing has a screen that displays what he's saying in English. But once he's out of the X-wing, It's kind of like having a dog. He, and we I might add, can't tell what R2 is saying, but we can still glean a fair bit about his feelings by the nature of his whistling. 

Han speaks 3 languages. English, Wookie and Hut. And Chewie speaks English and Wookie.  Lots of people who live in multicultural environments learn more languages. I'm learning Korean now and had I been a decent student I'd have been able to speak french after highschool. In the movie it sounds like Han might understand Hut the least. It was actually pretty nice how even though the understand the laungages, they speak in their own, since it's a bit easier to communicate in your own tongue. 

Uncle Owen was the same with the Jawaa's. But there are more than just 3 or 4 alien species in the Universe, so there's a great need for Translator droids. Aside from Han and some of Jabba's friends and assistants, not many people would have known what was going on when Jabba spoke.

 

 

Of course, then the prequel movies came out, and Lucas decided that instead of speaking different languages, aliens would just speak English with really stupid accents.



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Any Star Wars story is a bad story, period.

Except Knights of the Old Republic 2: The Sith Lords.



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c03n3nj0 said:
What's up withe the new alien girl in the Clone wars series?

Does she die? It don't make sense where she fits in!

Agree. Given order 66, we know she's going to have to die (or at least go away forever into hiding), making the whole clone wars series an exercise in futility.

 

Cool if the ended the series with her getting cut down, by Anakin/Vader, in episode III.



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NiKKoM said:

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Jar Jar. While on Naboo, he almost dies twice the very first time we meet him. Then, we meet the other Gungans and they all hate him. They send him through the planet core where he's almost eaten by giant fish. He finally gets off of Naboo with Obi Wan and Qui Gon.

And when they finally get to go back to Naboo (to fight a WAR), Jar Jar is like, "WOOO WEESA GOING HOOOOOME!"

I wouldn't be so happy to go back to a place that almost killed me at least four times.





 

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