We all knew this incident was bound to happen some day... The political relation between the USoS (United Salads of Saladland) and Europasta have gotten worse and worse as of lately. It even escalted to the level of insulting and the USoS denying their Salad support. I hereby have no other option but to declare war to the USoS, led by non other than the terrifying President Slarvax!

There is no retreat, Slarvax himself did nothing to prevent this from happening!

Political Map:

The war will be fast, it will be furious, it will be the victory of Mac and Cheese!

Among our lines are some of the most experiences combatants such as:

The Commander of the 1. Mac n cheese battalion: Jizz_Beard (his Jizz is ready this time)

as well as the General of our Noodlecopter Armada: Squeezol (has been trained by me personally)

A few more motivating words towards our Soldiers: The USoS has got nothing to offer against us! Fight bravely soldiers, the victory will be ours and it'll be ours fast! I swear, the soldiers to chicken out and return will be cooked and garnished with salsa!

where is the mention of tossed salad?

You'd better ask the peasant known as Slarvax about everything related to 'Salad'

I will fight to the best of my Pastabilities! Sorry Slarvax, one again.. :(

It is here! I declare this a war! Go forth my troops!

Our army has the one and only: Anfebious as the commander! Not only the best at that job, but also despises Pasta with a heat that not even I know of!

You'd better not forget about Jizz. This time, he's ready. His special abilties will melt your troops to the ground!

No.. Not Anfebious.. No!

Aaah... that's better! And we also have my dearest (Breaking Bad fan): MohammadBadir! As the Leader of our Air Forces, and in charge of the military tactics of the USoS!

Well, damn! Seems like USoS are catching up... they won't stand a chance against our overpowered Noodlecopters though. >:)