SaladLanders Unite!

I'm sending our troops in! Dropping Pepper Bombs directly on Enemy territory!

I was kinda late but that's because I was preparing my attack.

Pasta stands no chance in this war at all. That's because pasta tastes like shit if it isn't done with vegetables. Therefore the Europasta alliance stands no chance to win because they need us to make their food taste like actual food.

In short, surrender or you will be attacked until your balls come off. I am being diplomatic here, sign your surrender and the USoS might consider being merciful.

Here you go Europastians:

That green and red stuff over there is called vegetables. We are always above you, you NEED us.

I never thought I'd have to resort on those kind of things... You force me to do this Slarvax! Start the torture... no captives!

Oops... >=D

RATATATATATTATATATATATATATATA

DROP THE NOODLES!

Bet y'all don't wanna eat this!

It's a freaking disaster area! Where is the 2nd Mac n Cheese battalion?!

Yes... We are having the edge >=}
Mwahahahaha!!

We are getting hit hard General! I shall deploy the shields



And then counter with one of my secret weapons!

The Ultra Salad Cutter