Victory for the SaladLanders! 

A moment of silence for all of the brave SaladLanders who lost their lives during this long fierce war...

@Cone,

that's not true! We've colonized the moon :P

and how can he still be stranded in the desert if Earth is destroyed?

the entire Pasta Race has been eliminated along with the rest of Earth, SaladLanders will forever rule!

We're currently witnessing the Year 20XX ad Pasta. Several Years ago 2 of the most powerful empires of all time, named Europasta and The United Salads of Saladland, dealt out a horrible war... a war so horrible, it went down in history. It went down in history, so future generations of Pasta and Salad could prevent the brutality of such a gruesome incident.

The leaders whereabouts are unknown to this day, though it is speculated that Zisbest and Jizz_beard the pirate went down in the flames of Europasta. MohammadBadir and Slarvax died in the explosion of Veggieship No. 12. Lieutenant Squeezol was dammed to starve in the desert.

May these bravely fighting men never be forgotten...