As the title says. I'm on like 5 vicodin's right now... DON'T JUDGE ME. Ask me anything. I'm an open book.

EDIT: The reason I probably got a shit ton of vicodin is because I'm active duty military so the surgury was mandatory.

 Is your kite ever going to  get stuck in a tree?

I am jealous. Doctors here usually want their patients to tough it out or give them some shitty tylenol.

I want to know your credit card number/expiration date. Your social security number too maybe a pic of your ID front and back ?

What if I told you that you never had a wisdom teeth surgery ?

I want to know why didn't you get a PS4 yet?! What's wrong with you?!

Why did you get wisdom teeth surgery?

Higher than your high school GPA.

I hope so. Then I'll have a reason to save that cat.

I remember when I did it. I had a week off then! But I couldn't do anything then because of all the sleeping meds and the god damn pain.
How the hell are you still sitting?!

Check OP for edited reason why I got vicodin. 

My credit card is mastercard. The number is 1204 9002 3890 2039. Social is 290-18-8492. My name is Carlos Vintini and no face pic without yours first.

I'd proably take another pill.