If yall want to take a break for arguing specs, I thought you might find this interested.
It's a map labeling the city in Grand Theft Auto V, as if it really were a part of Los Angeles. It's not to scale at all, but includes most major parts: Airport, Downtown, Santa Monica, Malibu, Salton Sea, and the giant San Gorgonio (which is often covered in snow in the winter).
Anyway, thought you might find it fun.
Direct link to the giant map and creator: http://i.imgur.com/qi1ax6q.jpg