I blame females. If they hadn't friendzoned him this would've never happened...this is what you get for treating nice guys like shit!
My prediction threads:
Wii U will sell under 40m units (made on 14th September 2012)
PS Vita will sell under 20m units (made on 30th September 2012)
Wii U will sell under 7m in 2013 - I was right