Locknuts on 01 August 2013
Man, I would screw the company up so bad. They would be making cutesy games with blood and guts, because that stuff cracks me up. I would probably buy the license to make Happy Tree Friends games.
I would buy Atlus.
I would also budget A LOT of money for Retro's Metroid game. They would get a holiday after DK:TF and then I would give them whatever they need to get the most immersive Metroid Prime game ever out in time for Christmas 2015.
I would wait in the wings for EA to implode on itself and then score the Fifa license until 2020 to bring Europe over to Ninty land.
