Tell the police that he stole your mobile and get them to phone him to track the position of where he lives. Once you have this information, leave the police station immediately. Then go to your local airfield and hire a helicopter. Once you have the helicopter fill a paddling pool with human faeces. Then attach the pool to the helicopter and fly it over his house and put it in hover mode. Then throw something at his house so he will come out into his garden. Once hes there cut the rope holding the paddling pool and the faeces will fall all over his house, and if youre lucky some may splatter onto him too!
My prediction threads:
Wii U will sell under 40m units (made on 14th September 2012)
PS Vita will sell under 20m units (made on 30th September 2012)
Wii U will sell under 7m in 2013 - I was right
