I think ninpie is a 43 year old morbidly obese, unemployed man who was bored one day and decided to see if they could fool people into thinking they were a 13 year old boy...
My prediction threads:
Wii U will sell under 40m units (made on 14th September 2012)
PS Vita will sell under 20m units (made on 30th September 2012)
Wii U will sell under 7m in 2013 - I was right