Have you never tried anything while alone with yourself? I like to see how many rubber bands I can tie around my balls before masterbating.
My prediction threads:
Wii U will sell under 40m units (made on 14th September 2012)
PS Vita will sell under 20m units (made on 30th September 2012)
Wii U will sell under 7m in 2013 - I was right