If I were in charge of Sony I would hire a prostitute to dress up as a ps vita and get her to run out onto the field at halftime to lez out with madonna!
My prediction threads:
Wii U will sell under 40m units (made on 14th September 2012)
PS Vita will sell under 20m units (made on 30th September 2012)
Wii U will sell under 7m in 2013 - I was right