To those of you who are new to the party, let me bring you up to speed.

-I used to be somewhat of a man whore. 

-My girlfriend is batshit crazy

In the past, I've been accused of having an affair with Trashleg, simply because I posted in one of her threads and she had  a female avatar.  Why I've never been accused of having an online affair with Okey Dokey, Pbroy, or any of the dozens and dozens of others with female avatar pics, I still don't know.  But anyway, here's the story.

Months ago, I introduced my girlfriend to the wonderful world of Peggle.  Ever since then, my life has been a living hell.  Every single day, I'm subjected to two hour long Peggle tournaments!!  I love the game, but goddammit:

"I bought a new game"  "Let's play Peggle."

"I gotta go to work in the morning" "Let's play Peggle."

"WWE Raw is on" "Let's play Peggle."

"Ooohhh!  My arm!!  I think I broke it!!"  "Let's play Peggle."

And this is how my personal hell plays out.  Every day.  Forever.

So now, my escape from reality, video games, is tainted.......by my girlfriend.  She's been introduced to the world of Xbox 360 and she likes it.  Fucking Peggle.  If Disolitude hadn't said that it was fun.  If only I hadn't downloaded the demo.  If only I didn't teach her how to play it.  But it's too late now.  My fate is sealed. But last night, things got crazy.

My girlfriend saw that I could send messages via Xbox Live.  She went crazy.  "So, do you ever play with any girls?", she asks.  "I don't know.  Sometimes, I guess."  I'm relieved that McPancak3s is no longer on my friends list.....but Pbroy is still there.  How would I explain that he's a guy with a female avatar?  I'd better hide my Friends List!

And, right in the middle of Peggle, Naznatips decides that he wants to play HIS Xbox.  "Naznatips is online" pops up on screen.  "Who is Naznatips?",  she asks.  "Is that one of your girlfriends?"

"No.  He's a dude.  He has a beard."

I sign out of Peggle and get ready to show her his profile.  On the 360 Dashboard, who happens to be there?  Jessica Mother Fucking Chobot.  "I KNEW IT!" "No baby.  It's not what you think!  She's the lady from Xbox!!"  But it was too late.  The damage was done.  My girlfriend went on a tirade about how much of a whore I am/was. -How I think she's stupid and that she'll fall for anything. -How if I bring a woman into our house, she'd kill her.

Fuck.  I just wanted to play some damn Uncharted.  I didn't even WANT to play Peggle!!  Now, I'm having an affair with Naz.

If she weren't so hot, I'd break up with her.......again.

Funny, almost unbelievable story. D21lewis is your woman black?

Our love has had to endure your constant hatred, and now this!

STOP TESTING OUR LOVE!!!!

D21lewis r u still working as a police officer, or u in security now?

Haha, that was pretty epic :D

That's one way to become a mod, I guess. Anyway, I'm very happy for you two.

D21, bro, game recognizes game. Your girl knows you are a manwhore and just for that, I'm changing my avatar to that hot chick off Perfect Dark Zero

I think she might be a little... out there.

My full time job is Nuclear Security.  It pays a lot more than being a cop and every four weeks, I get 7 days off.  Since I'm still certified, I do police work, every now and then.  As a matter of fact, I "fought crime" from 1pm to 1am this past Monday.

And yes.  She is black. 

She's the mother of my child, and she really carries herself like a lady.  She cooks and cleans and we have fun.....but her jealousy.  Sometimes, when she goes to work, I don't even leave the house because I know I'll be accused of something.  I brought it on myself, though.

lmao!

Awesome story, make sure you don't introduce her to VG Chartz lol