Yes that's right, everyone's favorite plumber is truly an evil soul. His answer for everything is violence, he's the worst role model ever!
Quick guide to Marios inner mind for problem solving:
- Jump on it's head!
- Burn it!
- Smash it with a hammer!
- Slap it with a cape!
- Ground pound it to death!
- Punch/kick it in the face!
- Drown it with a watergun!
- Freeze it to death!
- Throw turtles at it!
- BREAK IT! BREAK IT ALL!
Whats worse is his obvious abuse of drugs, the shrooms, the technacolor lights, the flowers, seeing creatures ten times their normal size.
We've got a serious problem on our hands and his name is Mario, peddling drugs, being more violent then a GTA lead character, hanging with his "party" gang, and the only plumber to never fix a single damn pipe ever!
Seriously how can you aregue with actual pictures of his terrible acts and so I leave you with this!
Tripping so much he sees himself in 2D!
That's some illegal steroid abuse if I ever saw it
Is this the face of a man you want your kids looking up to?
And finally a picture of a mustashed man getting the goods... look familiar?
MaxwellGT2000 - "Does the amount of times you beat it count towards how hardcore you are?"
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in this picture you can also see good old luigi wiping the cocaine residue from his nose. This explains why he's so skinny
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