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LurkerJ said:
JWeinCom said:

*Spolers* First off, I'm not sure exactly what the licensing conflict with Fox has to do with anything... Deadpool wasn't in Civil War, X-Men had a brief cameo where they basically said fuck off (which was a ridiculous thing for the X-Men to do but then there were only like two xmen at that point).  The only Fox characters that had anything to do with Civil war are the Fantastic Four, and even they weren't a big part of it.  Reed Richards' role is redundant with Iron Man's, and the whole point of Sue being there is to be like OH SHIT EVEN THE FANTASTIC FOUR ARE FIGHTING EACHOTHER! THIS IS SUPER SERIOUS YOU GUYS!  Johnny spends the whole time in a coma while Ben peaces out.     

That's not to mention that Civil War was a kind of terrible story in general with all parties acting way out of character for the sole purpose of poking and prodding eachother into battle.  The whole point of the story is for Millar to make a statement about Bush era politics, with Iron Man playing the super villain.  *Spoilers* cloning Thor, releasing brainwashed superheroes into battle, locking people in an alternate dimension with no due process... Shitty story that made comics unreadable basically till Hickman started on Avengers and remembered that super heroes are supposed to do heroic things now and then, and actually showed heroes dealing with moral dilemmas that weren't so forced.

Moving beyond the civil war comic books, people are not criticising Batman Superman more because of double standards.  Both movies are bound to have similar flaws, because they're both action movies, both superhero movies, and are also both movies where superheroes battle eachothers.  The flaws you'd point out in either are typical of action movies.  The difference is degree.  Punching someone in the face is a violent crime.  So is murder.  One carries a steeper penalty...

For example, you say they didn't do justice to the Civil War storyline? (Not sure how you expected anything close to a direct conversion of a story that took place over the span of about 100 comics involving well over 100 characters in the first place.) Well Batman vs Superman crams the Death of Superman story into ten minutes (and don't really have the death part) after they're done butchering the Dark Knight Returns story.  That's a twofer.

The villain was just a cameo appearance you say?  How about Doomsday who appears at the very end of the story with no more motivation than "grrrr Doomsday mad" (though to be fair he's just as shitty in the comics).  And how about the fact that Zemo has about 40 lines of dialogue in the movie.  Superman has 43.  And he's one of the leads!  He's in the title!  Look over Supes' lines and then explain to me how his motivations are more well defined than Zemo's https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/4f9ivz/superman_only_has_a_total_of_43_lines_of_dialogue/.  

And Zemo wasn't the focus on the movie.  The movie was called Civil War, implying a focus on the battle between the Avengers.  The marketing promised a movie focusing on conflict between the Avengers.  And lo and behold, the movie was about conflict between the Avengers.  I mean they could have dragged a villain out of the Earth for a "heroes unite to fight a common threat" cliche ending, but they chose not to.  Probably cause that'd suck noodle.

Zemo had a purpose, and he served that purpose.  But he was not the primary antagonist.  Iron man was the primary antagonist, and his screentime was consistent with that role.

As for others issues you didn't specifically mention, did Cap and Iron Man not communicate perfectly?  Maybe.  But Superman said literally three sentences in his attempt to dissuade Superman.  Was Spider-man shoehorned?  Maybe, but not nearly to the extent of Flash or Aquaman.  Did some things change from the Civil War storyline?  Maybe.  But there was nothing as eggregious as Batman branding and killing people, or Superman being willing to kill an innocent man... or anything as bad as "nobody stays good in this world".  

As for their being 40 minutes of cut footage, that's something we call editing.  And it's part of what makes a movie good or bad.  Whatever magic may have been in those 40 minutes, it's not in the version we saw, so it's kind of irrelevant.  Plus, I'm really not sure what they could have had that was so great if they had time for "Lois and the magic bullet".

And I'm not sure exactly what was wrong with Zemo's plan.  Seemed as good as the average super hero movie plot.

So yeah.  You can try to match up flaws, but the flaws on one side are much more severe.

Are we really gonna prented that Doomsday is the only and the main villain in BvS just so that you can make a point? Not to mention, you negated the point you were trying to make by acknowledging the fact that Doomsday is a monster. Come on!

Lex Luthor made BvS for me. What a stellar perfomance, the writers outdid themsevles here. It's a shame other characters were shoehorned, and I am mainly complaining about Wonder Woman here.The Flash and Aquaman were briefly mentioned, they weren't forced into the major plot like Wonder Woman was. They didn't receive much screentime. The producers only let us know that they exist somewhere on earth.

I wish Wonder Woman was brought up in a similar fashion. Instead, she was forced into a movie she had no business being in. They should've let Bruce Wayne browse through Lex's data and view these laughabe short clips with one extra clip for WW. It wouldn't have made the clips less laughable, but at least it would've spared us the messy inclusion of WW in Lex's party and the subsequent events which include WW returning the harddrive to Bruce Wayne politely. What a lady lol

People should complain more about Wonder Woman and less about Flash and Aqua. Every minute dedicated to her was diluting a great script and possibly, a great movie. Flash and the others clips last for 30 seconds? big deal.

 

You say the flaws are much more severe on the other side, yet, Spider-man was definitely more forced, and to a lesser degree, Ant-man. Zemo is definitely the weakest excuse of a villain I've ever seen. Although, I agree Cap and Iron Man tried harder to resolve their issues than B&S did. But as you can see, similar problems sometimes were more of an issue in CW.

One more thing, people saying BvS had no sense of humor couldn't be more wrong, I much prefer the sense humor delivered to us by Perry White than the average sitcomish humor that Marvel movies oozes with. Just because you prefer the latter, it doesn't make the former non-existent.

Finally, the line "no one stays good in this world" is one of the many memorable lines in BvS. It's a truth and it's one that's relatable to the real world. You hated it, I loved it.

1.  No, we're not going to pretend that Doomsday is the only villain.  But, if we're going to focus on secondary antagonists, Doomsday and Zemo are the best comparison.  If the complaint is about Zemo not having a motivation, then we should talk about how Doomsday literally has no motivation.  Yeah he's a monster, but it was Snyder's decision to make the final conflict revolve around a pointless generic monster.

The focus of the movie is the conflict between Iron Man and Captain America.  Iron Man, not Zemo, is the antagonist of this movie, and his motivations are incredibly clearly defined.  Having Zemo have a really strong presence and acting as a serious threat in and of himself would do nothing but shift the focus.  We could have had an "oh it's just a misunderstanding, let's team up to fight the real bad guy", which they teased, but that would have been a disappointing conclusion.  If the movie wound up with them following up on the red herring and having Cap and Iron Man team up to fight Zemo and his Winter Soldiers, I would have been incredibly disappointed.  Zemo did what he was supposed to do, and if you stop thinking of super hero movies in a strict "heroes fight villains" capacity, then there's really no issue.

2.  Going to have to agree to disagree on Jesse Eisenberg.  I really wasn't into the cooky portrayal.  In addition to it not being anything like Lex is in the comics, it was also just off putting.  Just didn't feel organic to me.  Kind of feel like they wanted a Jokerish vibe, but this is Lex Luthor...

3.  My thing with the Flash and Aquaman is... why even bother?  At least Wonder Woman has some role in the plot.  Flash and Aquaman literally serve no purpose aside from saying "hey remember Justice League is coming out".  That makes them feel more shoehorned.  Although, you are right that Wonder Woman being scrapped would have made for a better movie.

4.  Ant-man wasn't really forced.  Him and Falcon met in Ant-man, and at the end of the movie we knew Falcon was looking for him.  It's pretty reasonable for Falcon to have found out about what Scott actually did, I'm sure the major explosions at a major weapons facility gets on the Avengers radar, and it made sense they'd be looking for people to help them.  Spider-man was more forced than Ant-man but the explanation for him sort of holds up.  At any rate, the main plotline of Civil War was developed enough that they were able to take about 7 or 8 minutes to introduce a new character

The issue with Batman v Superman including Wonder-Woman is not necessarily Wonder Woman herself, but what she brings and takes away from the movie.  In Civil War, pretty much all of the characters are defined.  The only ones who need to be introduced are Zemo, Panther, and Spider-man.  We don't need time to establish who Iron Man or War Machine or Falcon are.  In contrast, we hardly know anyone in Batman v Superman.  We know Lois and Superman, but even they aren't that well defined yet.  We need to get to know Batman, Lex, Wonder Woman, Doomsday, and Alfred, among others.  

Marvel wants to introduce Spider-man to build hype for his movie.  Shoehorned?  Perhaps, but since we have about a dozen movies worth of exposition they have time to indulge.  Batman v Superman is still trying to establish the world and the characters.  DC is trying to do what Marvel is doing with their twelfth movie in their second movie. 

5.  "No one stays good in this world" is just a less interesting way of saying "you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain" from a much better film.  The big difference is that line was delivered by Two-face, a character who is marked by his fall from grace and moral ambiguity. 

In this movie the line is delivered by Super-man.  The character who has always represented nobility and unflinching morality.  He's also the character with A BIG FUCKING S ON HIS CHEST THAT IS SUPPOSED TO SYMBOLIZE HOPE!  He's not supposed to be the character that tells shit like it is, he's the character that is supposed to inspire humanity to greater heights. Don't tell me a character is supposed to represent hope and then have him act as the absolute antithesis of hope. It's like if in the next Spider-man movie he says "with great power comes money and bitches. Fuck responsibility."  

Also, don't tell me that the movie I'm about to go see is about Batman and Superman and then show me versions of each character that are hardly recognizable.  People go to see the movies cause they love Superman.  When you take out all the shit that makes Superman super, then they're going to be disappointed.  If you want to make a movie about a god-like character with a skewed moral compass, fine.  Just don't call that character Superman.

6.  Let's just grant that Spider-man is more shoehorned and Zemo is a weak villain.  So, two issues where the flaws were bigger in Civil War.  That's really nothing compared to Batman v Superman's horrible editing, dream sequences in dream sequences, the main conflict starting for a stupid reason and ending for a stupider one, complete disregard for the source material, the fact that not only does Clark not make any real effort to talk Batman out of the fight but does not have anything even approaching an actual conversation in the two + hour movies, cramming a second storyline into the last fraction of the movie just so they can have a Superman dies moment (just give WonderWoman the spear.  She's a better fighter, is outclassing Doomsday, and can use it better since it doesn't weaken her), and so on.

The issues are simply way bigger in Batman v Superman.  



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JWeinCom said:
LurkerJ said:

Are we really gonna prented that Doomsday is the only and the main villain in BvS just so that you can make a point? Not to mention, you negated the point you were trying to make by acknowledging the fact that Doomsday is a monster. Come on!

Lex Luthor made BvS for me. What a stellar perfomance, the writers outdid themsevles here. It's a shame other characters were shoehorned, and I am mainly complaining about Wonder Woman here.The Flash and Aquaman were briefly mentioned, they weren't forced into the major plot like Wonder Woman was. They didn't receive much screentime. The producers only let us know that they exist somewhere on earth.

I wish Wonder Woman was brought up in a similar fashion. Instead, she was forced into a movie she had no business being in. They should've let Bruce Wayne browse through Lex's data and view these laughabe short clips with one extra clip for WW. It wouldn't have made the clips less laughable, but at least it would've spared us the messy inclusion of WW in Lex's party and the subsequent events which include WW returning the harddrive to Bruce Wayne politely. What a lady lol

People should complain more about Wonder Woman and less about Flash and Aqua. Every minute dedicated to her was diluting a great script and possibly, a great movie. Flash and the others clips last for 30 seconds? big deal.

 

You say the flaws are much more severe on the other side, yet, Spider-man was definitely more forced, and to a lesser degree, Ant-man. Zemo is definitely the weakest excuse of a villain I've ever seen. Although, I agree Cap and Iron Man tried harder to resolve their issues than B&S did. But as you can see, similar problems sometimes were more of an issue in CW.

One more thing, people saying BvS had no sense of humor couldn't be more wrong, I much prefer the sense humor delivered to us by Perry White than the average sitcomish humor that Marvel movies oozes with. Just because you prefer the latter, it doesn't make the former non-existent.

Finally, the line "no one stays good in this world" is one of the many memorable lines in BvS. It's a truth and it's one that's relatable to the real world. You hated it, I loved it.

1.  No, we're not going to pretend that Doomsday is the only villain.  But, if we're going to focus on secondary antagonists, Doomsday and Zemo are the best comparison.  If the complaint is about Zemo not having a motivation, then we should talk about how Doomsday literally has no motivation.  Yeah he's a monster, but it was Snyder's decision to make the final conflict revolve around a pointless generic monster.

I agree that doomsday was kinda pointless. If Lex's plan involved creating doomsday from the start, and it DIDN'T involve manipulating Batman, and it DID involve the parts in which he tried to smear Superman's reputation, it would've made for a more coherent story, and of course, it would have spared us the completely pointless fight between B&S. Straight to Doomsday and chaos please.... But the way they presented felt like Supermman cleared the first "level" by defeating Batman or whatever, then ta-ra, here is the final boss. 

The focus of the movie is the conflict between Iron Man and Captain America.  Iron Man, not Zemo, is the antagonist of this movie, and his motivations are incredibly clearly defined.  Having Zemo have a really strong presence and acting as a serious threat in and of himself would do nothing but shift the focus.  We could have had an "oh it's just a misunderstanding, let's team up to fight the real bad guy", which they teased, but that would have been a disappointing conclusion.  If the movie wound up with them following up on the red herring and having Cap and Iron Man team up to fight Zemo and his Winter Soldiers, I would have been incredibly disappointed.  Zemo did what he was supposed to do, and if you stop thinking of super hero movies in a strict "heroes fight villains" capacity, then there's really no issue.

2.  Going to have to agree to disagree on Jesse Eisenberg.  I really wasn't into the cooky portrayal.  In addition to it not being anything like Lex is in the comics, it was also just off putting.  Just didn't feel organic to me.  Kind of feel like they wanted a Jokerish vibe, but this is Lex Luthor...

I didn't get crazy Joker vibes from him, and I didn't get a "mad scientist" vibe from him either. I really liked where he was coming from, he was a thinker. He really did what he believed was right, if next movies include him, I'd be thrilled to watch them. Keep in mind that I never read a comic book before, and I never heard of Lex before watching the movie. 

3.  My thing with the Flash and Aquaman is... why even bother?  At least Wonder Woman has some role in the plot.  Flash and Aquaman literally serve no purpose aside from saying "hey remember Justice League is coming out".  That makes them feel more shoehorned.  Although, you are right that Wonder Woman being scrapped would have made for a better movie.

True, why even bother? I told you I thought it was laughable. But at least they didn't taint the screen for too long and they didn't separate the good parts of the movie like WW scenes did.

4.  Ant-man wasn't really forced.  Him and Falcon met in Ant-man, and at the end of the movie we knew Falcon was looking for him.  It's pretty reasonable for Falcon to have found out about what Scott actually did, I'm sure the major explosions at a major weapons facility gets on the Avengers radar, and it made sense they'd be looking for people to help them.  Spider-man was more forced than Ant-man but the explanation for him sort of holds up.  At any rate, the main plotline of Civil War was developed enough that they were able to take about 7 or 8 minutes to introduce a new character

The issue with Batman v Superman including Wonder-Woman is not necessarily Wonder Woman herself, but what she brings and takes away from the movie.  In Civil War, pretty much all of the characters are defined.  The only ones who need to be introduced are Zemo, Panther, and Spider-man.  We don't need time to establish who Iron Man or War Machine or Falcon are.  In contrast, we hardly know anyone in Batman v Superman.  We know Lois and Superman, but even they aren't that well defined yet.  We need to get to know Batman, Lex, Wonder Woman, Doomsday, and Alfred, among others.  

Marvel wants to introduce Spider-man to build hype for his movie.  Shoehorned?  Perhaps, but since we have about a dozen movies worth of exposition they have time to indulge.  Batman v Superman is still trying to establish the world and the characters.  DC is trying to do what Marvel is doing with their twelfth movie in their second movie. 

You are right, DC are definitely rushing to their own "Avengers" movie. I just recenlty found out that one of the heros introduced through the laughable clips will have his own movie in 2020. At least, Marvel earned the right to throw in Ant-man, he had his own damn movie after all. 

5.  "No one stays good in this world" is just a less interesting way of saying "you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain" from a much better film.  The big difference is that line was delivered by Two-face, a character who is marked by his fall from grace and moral ambiguity. 

In this movie the line is delivered by Super-man.  The character who has always represented nobility and unflinching morality.  He's also the character with A BIG FUCKING S ON HIS CHEST THAT IS SUPPOSED TO SYMBOLIZE HOPE!  He's not supposed to be the character that tells shit like it is, he's the character that is supposed to inspire humanity to greater heights. Don't tell me a character is supposed to represent hope and then have him act as the absolute antithesis of hope. It's like if in the next Spider-man movie he says "with great power comes money and bitches. Fuck responsibility."  

Also, don't tell me that the movie I'm about to go see is about Batman and Superman and then show me versions of each character that are hardly recognizable.  People go to see the movies cause they love Superman.  When you take out all the shit that makes Superman super, then they're going to be disappointed.  If you want to make a movie about a god-like character with a skewed moral compass, fine.  Just don't call that character Superman.

Again, not a comic book reader, I have no reference, I don't know what Superman is supposed to be like. So to me, I liked that line very much.

6.  Let's just grant that Spider-man is more shoehorned and Zemo is a weak villain.  So, two issues where the flaws were bigger in Civil War.  That's really nothing compared to Batman v Superman's horrible editing, dream sequences in dream sequences, the main conflict starting for a stupid reason and ending for a stupider one, complete disregard for the source material, the fact that not only does Clark not make any real effort to talk Batman out of the fight but does not have anything even approaching an actual conversation in the two + hour movies, cramming a second storyline into the last fraction of the movie just so they can have a Superman dies moment (just give WonderWoman the spear.  She's a better fighter, is outclassing Doomsday, and can use it better since it doesn't weaken her), and so on.

The issues are simply way bigger in Batman v Superman.  

You can tell that I am very critical of BvS I am not saying it's a great movie, far from it. But there were some very fantastic moments for me, and just enough humour from Perry, that dude is hilarious lol. Sadly, the movie quality fluctuated for 2 hours, they could've made it better by trimming the fat, starting with the freaking title of the movie and the useless fight it stood for, followed by WW storyline and her laughable exchange of "data" with Bruce Wayne. Those are some of the big problems of the movie. To the point that I would rather see WW shoehorned in a laughable video clip like the rest.

On the other hand, CW was just ok, definitely better than Age of Ultron but that doesn't mean much on the scale I am using. 

In conclusion, I never put so much time discussing a movie before, maybe because after watching BvS, I really wanted to like it but I just couldn't thanks to DC being in a hurry. Or maybe because we never had movie wars on VGC before



d21lewis said:

I dress as green lantern with a group for special events. 

 

Stop this thread!! Stop it!!! Nobody asked for pictures? Skin tight green lantern suit worn by d21lewis?? I want pictures!! 



 

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JWeinCom said:

 It's like if in the next Spider-man movie he says "with great power comes money and bitches. Fuck responsibility." 

Just call it "Spider-man: New 52"



NiKKoM said:
d21lewis said:

I dress as green lantern with a group for special events. 

 

Stop this thread!! Stop it!!! Nobody asked for pictures? Skin tight green lantern suit worn by d21lewis?? I want pictures!! 

Lmao. How did I miss this! Pix plx.



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LurkerJ said:
NiKKoM said:

Stop this thread!! Stop it!!! Nobody asked for pictures? Skin tight green lantern suit worn by d21lewis?? I want pictures!! 

Lmao. How did I miss this! Pix plx.

I just do it for the hot cosplay chicks. You don't want to see me!



d21lewis said:
LurkerJ said:

Lmao. How did I miss this! Pix plx.

I just do it for the hot cosplay chicks. You don't want to see me!

we just wanna see the bulge..



 

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LurkerJ said:
NiKKoM said:

Stop this thread!! Stop it!!! Nobody asked for pictures? Skin tight green lantern suit worn by d21lewis?? I want pictures!! 

Lmao. How did I miss this! Pix plx.

Lol



NiKKoM said:
d21lewis said:

I just do it for the hot cosplay chicks. You don't want to see me!

we just wanna see the bulge..

Lol. Bye.



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