I loved the testfires.  I've watched a ton of videos.  I wanted this game so badly, but I'm so strapped for cash that I just couldn't justify paying full price for it.  I went back and forth on the issue so many times, until finally, last night, I said to heck with it.  I would go to bed, and first thing in the morning I would head right to Best Buy and pick it up.  So I woke up...

And my finger hurt a lot.  Instead of Best Buy, I went to the clinic directly across the street, where the doctor said I had an old, previously-unknown fracture that was randomly flaring up, and he wrapped my hand in a brace that will be there for at least ten days.

I was so close, guys.  So darn close.

So think of me the next time you splat someone.

That's really unfortunate..

Hopefully when you get better, you will be able to play it!

I'll shoot someone in Splatoon just for you!

I hope your condition improves. I will splat an octoling in your honor.

Just play with your other hands...you should have ten of them

right?

Talk about bad luck!

Hope it gets fixed and you feel better, Arlo. Am going to join you in not playing Splatoon today. 

Also because Bestbuy hasn't shipped my copy yet. :/

Just the two, unfortunately.

Oh...sorry. I thought you were a squid now.

Wow, that must suck. I hope you get better and get Splatoon! :D