Apple Rejects Educational Game About Female Masturbation

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RCTjunkie on 21 May 2014

Well, Apple technically has the rights to choose what can and can't be an app, just like Nintendo can choose to not have AO-rated games on their systems.

I don't see why they can't have an age limit confirmation or password re-enter when downloading the app. It should be the parent's responsibility to monitor that stuff. Corporations shouldn't have to be our baby-sitters, and if there's ever a day where parents give that right to them, God help us....

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Jizz_Beard_thePirate on 21 May 2014

Adameh said:

Jizz_Beard_thePirate said:

Thats pretty shitty! The highschool teens need to be taught in the ways of pleasuring a women! Come on apple, you are better than this!

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sundin13 on 21 May 2014

And yet Apple allows Emulators on its service...if theres any sort of quality control, why do they allow that kind of thing?

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superchunk on 21 May 2014

Put it on Android.

Make millions. I'll buy it. Hell, any education on how to better please your wife is great to have.

Happy wife, happy life.

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superchunk on 21 May 2014

spurgeonryan said:

superchunk said:
Put it on Android.

Make millions. I'll buy it. Hell, any education on how to better please your wife is great to have.

Happy wife, happy life.

Everyone always forgets though, that a happy Husband means less laziness. If I think I am getting some....Watch out! Chores are done, yard is mowed, games are put down, etc.

However to ensure you're continously getting some, then your wife needs to be happy. So that's the entire logic behind happy wife, happy life. She's happy, so she's willing to take care of your needs too. BAM everything is awesome.

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UltimateUnknown on 21 May 2014

Adameh said:

RolStoppable said:

spurgeonryan said:

Adameh said:
Where's Jizzbeard when you need him?

Earlier he was like number 11 in one of my threads. He is slacking..or doing other things.

Yeah, he is running out of juice.

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LurkerJ on 21 May 2014

superchunk said:

spurgeonryan said:

superchunk said:
Put it on Android.

Make millions. I'll buy it. Hell, any education on how to better please your wife is great to have.

Happy wife, happy life.

Everyone always forgets though, that a happy Husband means less laziness. If I think I am getting some....Watch out! Chores are done, yard is mowed, games are put down, etc.

However to ensure you're continously getting some, then your wife needs to be happy. So that's the entire logic behind happy wife, happy life. She's happy, so she's willing to take care of your needs too. BAM everything is awesome.

That's rather educating.

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superchunk on 21 May 2014

LurkerJ said:

That's rather educating.

Sir. Being married for many years has taught me some stuff. Primal above all is to swallow your ego, let your wife win/wear the pants, enjoy lots of sex. Everyone's happy in the end.